Bio Teacher: Well, I'm off to my meeting. If I don't see any of you children today, then I hope you all have a fabulous Thanksgiving break!
Everyone: Bye Mrs. P!!
Kid 1: Dont do anything stupid!
Kid 2: Don't listen to him!
Kid 3: *babbled about something* (it got loud and I couldn't hear him)
Me: Dumb decisions make for great stories!!
Kids 1, 2, and 3: *turns around and looks at me*
Me: Wha-
Kid 2: That's- I think- the smartest thing you've ever said in this class!
Kid 3: Honestly.
Kid 1: It is.
Me: .... *sarcastic laugh* Go be thick somewhere else.
Kid 1: Heh, t h i c c!!
Kids 2 and 3: *bursts into laughter*
Me: *mutters* Jesus Christ...

Now you see why I don't talk about Science as much.