The funniest thing just happened!!

So my mom and I were crossing over these train tracks and she has U2 blaring in the car and when we're coming up to them, I saw a little dainty crane just chilling on the tracks and I went "Oh look, crane." and she slammed the brakes and went "WHERES THE FUCKING TRAIN?!?" and I went "No, little crane!" and she gave me this sour look and went "You just gave me a fucking heart attack!"