Me and Mom: *in Wegmans, trying to find an open register*
Me: *sees two women in their mid-50s and mid-20s in the produce*
Mid-20s Woman: *picks up something tan that starts moving*
Mid-50s Woman: *touches thing*
Me: *jumps to conclusion that the "thing" is the Mid-20s Woman's baby*
Me: *mutters* Aww, cute baby.
Me and Mom: *moves closer to the produce section*
Me: *sees the women are holding a cantaloupe*
Me: Oops.
Me: *instantly laughs so hard, no sound is coming out of my mouth*
Mom: What's so funny?
Me: *tries to explain what happened* *instead looks like a stupid seal*
Me: So yeah.
Mom: ...I'm sorry, come again?!