Fuck...
It was just one of those Japanese beetles....
And I wished to go to Homecoming this year...

What? It was one of those "Boys-Ask-Girls" Homecoming, so it was like:

Teacher: *over loud speaker* Mark October 1st on your calendars for Husky High School Homecoming!!
Me: *mutters* Eh, I can go alone. Plus I know what dress I'll wear too-
Teacher: The only way you'll get in though is if boys, you ask the girls.
Boys: *asking the girls*
Me: *mentally* nEVER-FUCKING-MIND THEN!!

Cuz guess who's friends with girls who are either not going or are going as an incognito couple and guess who is too fucking afraid to just walk up to the guy she likes and say "Would you go to Homecoming with me?"

This gal!!