-My right ear feels like someone's taking a sharp nail and pounding it into my head
-The pains vibrating across my forehead and coming out of my left ear
-The right side of my nose is runny, and the left side is bone dry
-I have a killer headache
-I'm tired AF cuz my phone wanted to be like me and play "Lets Have Awful Timing And Update To IOS 10 At 12:30 am By Myself" so I had to stay awake for 3 hours with it
-My throat's on fire and full of shit
-I stayed home from school today, so now I'm behind on that
-Because I'm prone to having Seizures, I can't take Tylenol, DayQuil, NyQuil, Zyrtec (I'm allergic to it), or anything like them to help me

Basically...I'm sick and I have to suffer.
AND I WAS DOING SO WELL KEEPING MY SICK PARENTS AWAY FROM ME!!