Why do i have fat legs!? You want to know why!?

You really want to know....

Its so i can....

Crush man's skull between thighs!

Anyway. Serious face now.

*clears throat* really though. Listen. This is important.

Well kinda. Not really. You can laugh all ya want. Its going to be pretty weird. And gay... so BE PREPARED!

This is a school project, well assignment. Where we take these adjectives

And write a story. Fun! Right? I have an idea already and though why not share it with yoooou!!! And here we are.

"Micheal belongs to me!" Ronald McDonals yells. "Yeah right! He's mine you peice of-" "HEY! Whatch your language. There are children." "I could care less avout those brats." Pennywise mumbles. "You should! Theyre this world's next generation!" Ronald McDonald exclaims. "Yeah yeah, whatever. Lets just get one thing straight. Michael is and always will be M I N E." Pennywize says threteningly. "Oh yeah, and what are you going to do float away with him?" Ronald asks leaning on one foot. "At least we'll have real meat for dinner." Pennywise says crossing his arms.
"What is happening?" Micheal asks whatching at the two clowns argue. "Senpai! Tell this idiot you are mine and only i belong to you!" Ronald McDonald exclaims. "What!? No! You and i belong together!" Pennywise yells. "But i dont like either of you." Michael mumbles. "What!?" Pennywise and Ronald McDonald yell heartbroken. "I like him." Michael says pointing at Santa Claus. Santa covered his mouth looking to the side deep red dusting his jolly cheeks. Michael Jackson slowly walks away and Santa follows close behind. Ronald sniffed and wiped his nose on his sleeve. "Hey. Its ok. He wasnt for either of us. Come." Pennywise says walking away and arm wrapped over Ronald's shoulders.

Weird i know. But its a masterpeice. Kinda. BUT look at this!

Cool isnt it! Looks like my veins are black and sick! Just trace your veins with a black pen then scrub it off until it looks like that! And you can be some weird zombie thing for Halloween!

Hehehe, i just.... look at how creepy my veins look! And my white ass skin is perfect for tracing veins! Woo hoo! Hehe, thats it really. Bye!