"I'm bored," Sara whined.

Jax snorted.

Ray smiled.

"We're not," Mick smirked back.

Snart (I'm gonna call our loveable idiot Len) just snored on.

Somehow, Sara and Snart had gotten drunk. Snart had passed out, but Sara was somehow still going.

And the rest of the Legends thought it was very funny.

The best part was it was also Truth or Dare.

They would dare each other to draw weird stuff on Len's face, or somehow get Sara to tell a truth.

It was awesome.

Then Zari had to ruin it all.

"I dare someone to wake Snart up."

Nobody volunteered.

"I'll do it!" Sara shouted happily.

Zari shrugged.

"Sure, Sara. Knock yourself out."

Mick snorted.

Zari glared at him.

"What? Snart taught me how to recognize puns!"

Sara ignored them all and skipped toward the unconscious Snart.

"Wakey wakey!" she sang, causing everyone to laugh except her.

"Ugh... someone's dead," Len moaned.

"Got a headache?" she sang.

Len just glared at her.

"You're just lucky that you're my girlfriend," Len muttered.

She leaned down and pecked him on the lips.

"I'll go get some water," she smiled.

Meanwhile, everyone just stared. No one was laughing anymore.

Suddenly, there was a loud crash from the kitchen.

When they ran over, they found that Sara had finally crashed.

"You've got some explaining to do," Jax muttered.

"Why do I have a mustache on my ass?" Len asked.

"How can you even look there?" Zari replied.

Len rolled his eyes.

"Lots of practice. Now help me get it off!"

"Uh-uh. Nope. I am not going to try and scrub something off your butt."

...

We are a usually very drunk family, but we get along.

...

Note: My favorite part was "Why do I have a mustache on my ass?"

I can't stop laughing.

Either that or the fact that Mick's into puns.

Hope you enjoyed!