Tyler's PoV

I came home with a couple things for dinner that Jason needed. Walking in the house once again I saw the two girls with cat ears and tails. One with a bunch of knives and the other with wings and it looks like she uses magic......

"You have fun with your friends....." I slowly walked out of the room watching Sam flail her arms around with a pistol screaming at the two. The one with wings was just laughing and the other was holding Sam by the back of her shirt on a..... Scythe!?

"WHY WON'T MY DAMN SHIRT JUST RIP ALRE-" she paused and looked to me "HOLD UP GET FUCK OVER HERE TYLER!!! I SWEAR" I kinda just walked in the kitchen....

"Sooooo Sam brought over friends?" I giggled setting the stuff on the table. "NOT MY FRIENDS!!!!! THEY'RE A COUPLE OF FUCKS" I heard Jason chuckle from the stove. "Yeah yeah~" I blushed his voice was so calm and soothing. He turned around with his amazing charming smile....

BANG

My moment of admiring didn't last long though. A gun shot rang through the house and I jumped before feeling a pair of arms wrap around me and push me to the ground. "Sam what the hell!?" Jason yelled.

"OWY" a high pitched yelp rang through the house. "FUCK YOU BULLETS HURT"

"....did someone get shot?...." I whispered. After a few moments I realized I was clinging to Jason and he was holding me in a lose hug. "WHY WON'T YOU TWO JUST DIE!!!?!?!!?"

"That was harsh."

"It was! My shoulder hurts!"

"GOOD!!!"

All the yelling I was getting hard to decipher from one another and before I new it Jason was carrying me. "Would you all stop already?" He asked in a surprisingly calm manner, but still stern. Only to be meet by a cold glare by Sam, a blank one from the blue haired one (a/n: Ria), and a confused one from the one with the scythe (a/n: me). "Why would I?" Sam had a odd grin forming on her lips as the words slipped from her mouth.

"Should I 'explain' it?~" he gave a devilish smirk staring Sam down. It looks as if she had a bit of fear in her eyes....

"W-why would I be afraid of you!?" In a few short seconds Jason had set me down on the sofa and got Sam in a headlock giving her a nuugy. (A/N: who still does that!? I can't be the only one) "YOU FUCK LET ME GO!!!!" She screamed and struggled trying to get out of the head lock. "STOP!!!!! GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!!!" Jason just laughed and through her over his shoulder. "Nah! You're being an ass." He laughed again and grabbed a blanket wrapping her in it tightly and finally tossing her on the ground with a laugh.

"GET ME OUT OF THIS DAMN THINGGGGG!!!!!" She screamed and squirmed around trying to get out. Jason still remained calm laughing as he watched her. "XD I made Sam burrito!" I laughed as well watching the two.

Glancing over I saw the two girls laughing there asses off on the ground. "YOU ALL ARE FUCKS!!!! GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING THING!!!!"

"Nah. Have fun." Jason chuckled and grabbed some rope tying it around her being sure she can't get out. I couldn't help but feel a little bad, but I just remembered she shot one of the two in the leg.

Wait

"Didn't one of you get shot!?" I turned to the two shocked.

"XD oh yeah I did didn't I?" The one with black hair asked. (A/N: me)

"XD yeahhhhh that happened." The other laughed. (A/N: ria obviously XD) The one with black hair tossed me a bullet and giggled. I just looked blankly at it. "....."

"XD ohhhh Tyler"

"FUCK YOU ALL I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF YOU'RE HAVING A DAMN MOMENT OR WHATEVER THE HELLS HAPPENING GE-mmmhpmhp!!!!" I look over to see Jason putting a piece of duck tape on Sam's mouth and laughing. Violent muffled screams came from her as she writhed on the ground.

None of us could hold it in we all just burst in to laughter.

"Oh shit!" Jason exclaimed before running in the kitchen. The smell in the air was extremely nice. Jason was an extremely good cook and he just looked to hansom and charming as he did so.

And that's when I just went back to the kitchen watching Jason with a smile. He was diligently changing temperatures and stirring pots and doing other cooking things. The girls were in the living room probably teasing Sam as I heard a lot of giggles and laughs and muffled yelling.

I chuckled to myself softly and just continued watching Jason.
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XD wewwwww that was fun to make

Sam: I. Hate. You.

XD you love meeeeee

Sam: I WAS A FUCKING BURRITO

XDD just be happy no one ate you

Sam: you will die -.-

XD thnx but Ria says I'm not allowed sooooo gotta ask her

Sam: YOU ACT AS IF I FUCKING CARE

Rude -3-

Sam: WHATEVER JUST CLOSE THIS SHIT!!!!

XD lol fine anyways I'll finish this in a new chapter and hopefully I'll actually start writing more often @3@ ANYWAYYYSSSSS IM KAMI AND IM GONE X33 GOOBAI FRANDS!!!! X33