Morrowseer: Darkstalker, who the hell is this?

Darkstalker: Oh, that's Allatos.

Allatos: Hey.

Darkstalker: He's my son.

Scarlet: I never knew you had children.

Darkstalker: Well, there's a lot of things you don't know about me.

Blister: Like what?

Darkstalker: For example: I'm also married to an IceWing queen, as well as being King of the NightWings.

Burn: I never heard of this.

Burn: *turns to Allatos* Have you heard of this?

Allatos: I'm not allowed to talk to murderers.

Burn: What? And what do you call your father?

Darkstalker: I'm not a murderer.

Morrowseer: Stop lying! Darkstalker, tell us what's going on--

*A second Darkstalker came in*

#2 Darkstalker: OK, I just stepped on a ice cube, now my foot is wet, who the fuck wants to die--

*sees other Darkstalker*

Morrowseer: ....WHAT THE FU--

Later:

Blister: OK, so it turns out that other Darkstalker was from alternative timeline, where the hybrid was actually happy.

Darkstalker: Lucky.

Allatos: It's gonna be alright.

Allatos: ...Also, can I go home?

Darkstalker: No, you're mine now. Let's play catch.

Allatos: I can't see the ball!