Brunnhilde: This is a traumatic event. Not a Bruh moment *Looks at Hajime*

Göll: Or a major L *Looks at Natasha*

Hrist: And definitely not a Oof Lmao *Looks at Kojiro*

Hajime: Mom why is your tongue purple when you have a cherry lollipop?

Natasha: Mind your business

*Buddha walks past with a blue lollipop*

Hajime: Mom…oh god mom!

Natasha: Mind. Your. Business

Göll: Hey um…whatcha guys got there?

*The Sasaki family drinking slushies with a snow leopard clearly sitting next to them like a pet*

Kojiro: Slushies

Jack: You three often use comedy to deflect your trauma

Hajime: Thank you

Jack: That’s not a compliment…

Natasha: What we’re hearing is you think we’re funny

Jack: What I mean is-

Kojiro: We accept this praise with the humblest hearts. Truly

Jack: Good lord…

Shiva: *Sees Natasha with hickeys on her neck* What happened to you?

Natasha: Mosquitoes

*Buddha, Okita and Qi walk by*

Brunnhilde: Hello Mosquitoes

Brunnhilde: Leaving Kojiro in charge of Natasha and Hajime is like tempting a lion with a lamb. You might think he’ll resist but he can’t help give in to their antics…

*The three blow something up in the background and Chaos ensues*

Kojiro: Dear GOD!!!

Natasha: Call 911!!

Hajime: What’s the NuMbEr?!

Göll: Why is Natasha in the corner?

Buddha: She took one of those ‘Which character are you?’ Quizzes

Göll: And?

Buddha: She got Shiva

Göll: Natasha you have to stop trying to fight Odin! He’s not your opponent! He’s Hajime’s!

Natasha: Miss me with that gay shit

Hrist: What gay shit?! THE RULES?!

*The Sasakis are staring at huge spider on the wall*

Hajime: i’m not killing it. Mom you do it. Just think of someone who you can’t stand

*Natasha destroys the spider along with the wall*

Kojiro: And that’s how we got an open floor plan. Still don’t know who she was thinking of

(It was Poseidon, Odin and Dionysus)

Natasha: Hey babe? Can a person breathe in a washing machine?

Buddha: Natasha…where’s Loki?

Natasha: …………..

Buddha: Baby where the hell is Loki?!

Okita: That's my girl!!!

Hajime: Do you think sheep count themselves when they go to sleep?

Kojiro: If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean or the soap dirty?

Natasha: Do butterflies get humans in their stomachs when they’re in love?

Jack: ONE MOMENT OF PEACE!! THATS ALL I WANT!!