Piers can't cook. 

Piers tries to give Bede cooking advice to woo his boyfriends. 

Piers does not give good cooking advice. 

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FairyTale: So Hop and Victor are still asleep and I want to make them breakfast when they wake up. 

MCRwasNeverDead: you've come to the right place bede my mate

BeachBabe: Should I-

TallDarkAndHandsome: No I want to see where this goes

MCRwasNeverDead: so get this

MCRwasNeverDead: you take their favorite berries

MCRwasNeverDead: and ya combine 'em

MCRwasNeverDead: in like a smoothie mix

MCRwasNeverDead: and then you take their favorite foods

MCRwasNeverDead: and guess what

MCRwasNeverDead: you put them in the smoothie too

MCRwasNeverDead: but you dont wanna leave your tastes out

MCRwasNeverDead: so you take your favorites

MCRwasNeverDead: and surprise

MCRwasNeverDead: you put allat shit in the blender

MCRwasNeverDead: and ya blend it

MCRwasNeverDead: but you aint done yet

MCRwasNeverDead: nooooooo sir

MCRwasNeverDead: that's the ingredient for the curry

BeachBabe: Oh Arceus

MCRwasNeverDead: shut up nessa

MCRwasNeverDead: this is the best shit

MCRwasNeverDead: so you fuckin take a shite tone of spicy berries

MCRwasNeverDead: or like whatever to balance out this smoothie mix

MCRwasNeverDead: and then you make the curry

BeachBabe: Aaaaaaaand this is why you never ask Piers for advice

BeachBabe: Ever

BeachBabe: Cuz he's probably high of at least nine different drugs

MCRwasNeverDead: not today my friend

MCRwasNeverDead: i am totally sober

MCRwasNeverDead: i think

BeachBabe: He is definitely not sober

MCRwasNeverDead: i am definitely not sober

FairyTale: Which is exactly why I completely disregarded his advice and just ordered take-out

BeachBabe: Smart move

MCRwasNeverDead: nonono bede you need to try this sometime

MCRwasNeverDead: i tell ya, 's glorious

FairyTale: I'll take your word for it

FairyTale: And never take advice from you again

MCRwasNeverDead: oi

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Short chapter, I know. Just needed a bit of a break while I caught up on DanganRonpa 2. 

I finished it this morning and am on to the 'dating sim' and... 

Oh god Byakuya has big underwear. 

Also Hajime big bisexual cannon confirmed chunsoft told me himself