Miserable
You know that one episode of Spongebob when he gets the suds? That's how I feel now. "*sniffles* no Gary, I have the suds!"
And my head hurts
And my mom says I might have a fever, which is always nice
And I have 3 tests to take today
French which I just took
Math which I have next
Bio which I'm retaking bc I got a 76 on the test and I'm doing that during my lunch period
And I have guard practice which is mandatory since the season is almost over 😢
So yeah, I'm miserable.
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. Going skiing?
SpongeBob: I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor.
Patrick: What? Oh, you can't go!
SpongeBob: Why not, Patrick?
Patrick: I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor once, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place!
SpongeBob: [sits in his chair] It can't be as horrible as the suds. [sneezes]
Patrick: Oh, it is, SpongeBob! Well first, they make you sit in the waiting room.
SpongeBob: Is that the horrible part, Patrick?
Patrick: No, it gets worse. They make you read old magazines! [SpongeBob gasps. Patrick takes a piece of coral for a stethoscope] Then the doctor pulls out his s t e t h o s c o p e.
SpongeBob: No!
Patrick: Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh, it... [takes the end of the piece of coral and puts it on SpongeBob's chest] Ssssss! [SpongeBob jumps and runs around]
SpongeBob: No, no! No stethoscope, no doctor, no old magazines, no hiss! No!
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