QueenOfQuirks: I heard some weirdo's birthday is coming up
RadEmpoleon395: yeah it's yours
QueenOfQuirks: it's also yours
RadEmpoleon395: oh yeah we're the same person
QueenOfQuirks: well then technically we were both right
RadEmpoleon395: *walks off to another room*
QueenOfQuirks: Wait, how did you walk away from me?!

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