Random Watchdog:Are you...talking to yourself?

C. Peeps:Because it's the only way to have aN INTELIGENT CONVERSATION AROUND HERE-

^*~:3~*^

Aralt:Hey,Sarah.Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Sarah:No,I do not want to sleep with you.

Aralt:Oh,god,that's what that means?That store clerk was creepy...

Sarah:Your creepy,Aralt.

^*~:3~*^

Tom:I don't sing in the shower.

Tom:I preform in the shower!

*jump cut to Tom dramatically lip synching to 'To Little,to Late'*

^*~:3~*^

C. Peeps:WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL!?

Hater:*unholy shrieking*

^*~:3~*^

Varian:I am a confident driver.

Rapunzel:YOU ALMOST RAN SOMEBODY OVER-

Varian:Confidently.