I can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet!

Is it another OMFG OMFG OMFG-

Don't even get me started that's getting old Percy

PERSASSY never gets old b*tch

*mouth open in shock and eyes wide*

I told you, you heard me

I-oh-my-what-okay!

*whispers into the camera* she's speechless! Persassy rules!

No-I'm not-I-enough!!

Hehehehehe

The ship is one from the beginning-

Percabeth!

Um, no, Percy, that was already done-

I LOVE Percabeth! It's amazing! I give it a sail over the horizon and into the ocean and the lake where we had our first kiss and how adorable Annabeth looks when she scrunches up her nose or screams when she sees a spider and when she is beating my ass at dueling and ruffling my hair and telling me I'm a Seaweed Brain and-*takes deep breath*and when she tells me how dumb I am and corrects me on everything and when we snuggle up on the shore of the ocean or kiss or when we have picnics and when we do everything together and-*takes deep breath to start another ramble*

No! Stop! We get it! But that's not the ship Percy!

It's not?

*Face palm*

Then what's the ship?

Tratie!

OMGGGGG I LOVE TRAITIE I SHIPPED IT FROM THE START ITS SO AMAZING SAIL SAIL SAIL!!!!!!

Okey...next one!