This is fire

OHHHH WHAT IS IT PERCABETH??!!

Percy stop repeating ships that have already been done

Ugh fine

Well let me get to the ship now!!

*crosses arms in chair and crosses one leg over the other* in waiting!

It's Japler

*has future glimpses*

Jason on the beach with the stapler, on a picnic blanket. Jason kisses the stapler and gets yet another scar to go with all the others...

Jason soaring through the air taking the stapler by the 'hand' and flying it everywhere...

Jason and the stapler at their wedding. The stapler looking beautiful to Jason in its wedding gown, and Jason crying tears as it is carried down the isle by their adopted kid...

Ummm....

Percy you had to say ALL THAT OUTLOUD?? My ears are burning

Well I think you all get the point...