Hey der er'body! I decideded to put down some o' mai crack ships. And ultimately there is a crack ship that has touched my heart so deeply, it became my serious OTP. So here goes nothin' (I got some of these from reading @NyKera14 and @Swiftleaf's headcannon books so I recommend checking them out ^w^)

Popstar!Chef!Model!Author!SanjixFnagirl!Stalker!Zolo= it won't ever happen. Not in a million years.

Sammich!AmericaxStomach!England= i can't even with this... @San_Zolo what are we doing with our lives?

Book!SpainxShelf!Romano= basically, this is how it'd go "Spain: omg Romano you are so high up! Romano: I don't-a care. *mad face* Spain: *gets put on top of Romano* OMG Romano! you are such a comfortable shelf! ~<3 Romano: Get-a off me you-a stupid fool!"

ChinaxChina: China+ mirror= this ship.

RobinxFossil: Robin from One Piece

LxLight: it's just not right *random W*

MelloxTaylor Swift: the twins. The TWINSSSSSSS

Apple!DavexCherry!Karkat: *shudders* apple-cherry baby...

Ecto!JohnxNeko!Dave: *nosebleed*

Neko!GreecexMount Olympus: *nosebleednosebleednosebleed*

JapanxForever Alone: *imagines their love child* hahahah nope.

JapanxChina: ._. that's wacist

TurkeyxGreece: i thought they hated each other????? <3<

ZoloxSwords: TRUE WUB

ZoloxEarring: once more: TRUE WUB

ZoloxCarrot: *takes a picture*

LevixCarrot: basically their child is Zolo... (that one time when Zolo used the three sword style with brooms to clean...)

JeffewxKarkat: Scenerio: "Jeffew: hi thewe *cute smile*! Karakt: GO FUCK YOURSELF *grumpy cat face*."

HussiexCorpse: .-. *no comment*

HussiexVriska: actually... I kind of ship it.

MeenahxVriska: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NOT IN A BILLION YEARS JUST NO *learns it became cannon* .-.

And my OTP... KETCHUPBOTTLESHIPPING FROM POKEMON!!!! I just... I thought it was funny and weird, but it touched my heart, that episode, and now I'm like, "Ketchup+Pikachu=OTP" I just...

How can you not?