A series of Mama Yoongi moments 😁 enjoy!

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Yoongi was trying to finish his shopping without tearing someone a new asshole. When he's in a hurry to get to Jooheon's sister's apartment for a birthday party for Jaemin, he doesn't want people coming up and messing with him or Minseo. Mostly, it's elderly women. He places an already made pie in the cart from the bakery section and goes to the dairy section for whipped cream in a can, but an old lady the size of Yoda stops him with a grin, "She's a beautiful baby, how old?"

"She'll be nine months next week," Yoongi smiles, he wanted to be annoyed but not when this old lady is adorable and so sweet to him.

"Such a pretty baby," she smiles kindly, petting Minseo's soft hand with her soft wrinkly finger and Minseo grins at the gesture. She pats Yoongi's chest, babbling to him and all he can do is giggle at her. The old lady smiles, "I apologize, I just love babies. Especially after my grandson passed away. He died two years ago from SIDS."

Yoongi frowns, "I'm very sorry to hear that."

She nods, "Well, I better go home and feed the husband and the cats," she chuckles, stroking Minseo's chubby cheek and smiling, "Good bye little one, stay precious."

Minseo opens and closes her hand, as if she's waving to the old lady as well. Yoongi sighs, he felt awful for feeling annoyed now. But that all changed when he goes to the check out and the cashier was giving him a weird look. Yoongi just rolls his eyes and continues placing the items on the conveyer belt, until Minseo grabs a candy bar and begins to chew on it.

He takes it from her and puts it back, wiping the drool off with a grimace. The cashier rolls her eyes and continues to check Yoongi out. He was beginning to lose his will to hold back and not take her head off, but he really didn't want to start anything in front of his child. That gesture right there will make people think he's a piss poor mom.

The cashier pops her gum, "Total is $32.15."

He didn't quite hear her, since he was trying to wrestle another item from Minseo, "I'm sorry, how much?"

She sighs, "Did I stutter?"

Yoongi licks his lips, ready to see blood now. He feels Minseo trying to desperately take his phone out of his hand, but he holds it out of her reach and takes out his wallet instead. He needed to get out of there, before this chick was going to lose her lip piercing from how hard he wants to smack her. He swipes his card, remembering that he needs to pay a bill later on today.

Minseo whines, her face scrunching up and she sobs, trying to reach for Yoongi who was busy typing in his pin. He gives her his hand, but she continues to whine. The cashier huffs again and rolls her eyes, "Mother of god why are these fucking babies always crying in here?!"

That did it.

"Listen here cunt nugget," Yoongi snaps, removing his card from the chip reader and getting in her face, "my daughter is probably crying because she can sense your shitty attitude and it's dulling her sparkling personality. And from the shitty attitude you gave me and her while we were checking out, makes me wonder why you still have a job? Are you sucking the boss's cock just to keep it because if you leave you won't be able to get another job? Clearly, I don't blame employers for not wanting you. You're a pathetic bitch who needs to get her ass beat but if someone were to you'd probably go home and cry like a fucking bitch to your mommy or whatever man is stupid enough to put up with you."

She gawks at him, not believing the way he's talking to her. But Yoongi's not done, "You're very lucky my daughter is here or I'd be over that counter and beating your face into a bloody pulp but you're not worth it. You're just another piece of garbage that liters this nation."

He takes his bags and places them in the cart, the girl now sniffling and crying as he scoffs, "And your manager will be hearing about this. Have a nice day darling," he pushes the cart towards the doors and his blood is still boiling. His jaw was set, and Minseo was quiet as she watches his face change from her bright and happy mommy to a very angry and dark mommy. She lays her head on his chest and nuzzles her face, "Mama."

Yoongi stops right there in the middle of the parking lot and instantly regrets everything he had done. He tilts Minseo's head up to look at him and he liters her face with kisses, nuzzling their noses together, "I'm so sorry baby, I'm so sorry you had to see Mommy like that."

She coos, reaching up and kissing Yoongi back with slobber all over his chin and cheeks. He chuckles, "Thank you for the slobbers baby. Mommy loves you."

"'Ub oooh!!" Minseo copies, grinning cutely at him, her two bottom teeth sticking out now and shining so prettily.

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The day didn't get much easier when Namjoon and Seokjin came to get Minseo to stay the night. They brought up a subject that Yoongi absolutely did not agree with nor want to talk about now.

"So, we were thinking about trying to go down to Florida before Seokjin starts the school year. We were planning on visiting his parents for a month.... How do you feel about Mini coming along?" Namjoon brings it up slowly, completely missing the way Yoongi tenses and narrows his eyes.

"Uhm, no," he shakes his head, "I'm not letting my daughter out of my sight for a month."

"She'll still have me!"

"That's not what I'm saying," Yoongi rolls his eyes, "I'm saying she's not going to be without me for a month. For god's sakes she's not even a year old yet! We've never even tried taking her on a road trip, how do you think she'll do on a plane?!"

"She does fine in cars! She sleeps most of the time-"

"Namjoon, this is a fucking plane," Yoongi alliterates, rubbing his temples, "A vehicle in the sky about 2,000 feet up from the ground. Not to mention her ears will pop and she hates being in her car seat for too long-"

"Yoongi she'll be okay, Seokjin always calms her down when she gets upset."

Yoongi shakes his head, "No. I'm sorry but my child is not getting on a plane without me and heading to another state. Without me as well, might I add. If you want her to go so badly, then I'm going too. Otherwise, she's staying with me and when you guys get back she can stay the night with you to make up for lost time."

Namjoon rolls his eyes, "You're so selfish. I'm sure if you were leaving the state with her you'd take her without even consulting me!"

"BULL FUCKING SHIT!" Yoongi screams, and that's when Jooheon intervenes.

"Alright, that's enough," Jooheon wraps his arm around Yoongi, looking at Namjoon, "She's not going with you guys. End of discussion. She will stay here with her mom in an area she's familiar with and not around people she doesn't know."

"Last time I checked, you're not her father so shut the fuck up," Namjoon snaps at him and Jooheon instantly moves away from Yoongi to get right in his face.

Yoongi this time grabs his hand and pulls him back, "Babe, he's not worth it," he sighs, looking at Namjoon, "My decision is final. She's not leaving without me."

Namjoon snorts, grabbing her over night bag and heading to the door, slamming it shut. Seokjin clears his throat, picking Minseo up in her pumpkin seat and smiles, "Say bye bye to mama Mini."

Minseo waves cutely at her mom, Yoongi keens and squats down to kiss her one last time before standing, "Bye, drive safe. If she won't stop crying later tonight it's probably her cutting another tooth. There's teething gel in the front pocket of her bag and teething rings that probably need frozen," Yoongi waves to Seokjin, opening the door for him and letting him slip past.

Once he's out Seokjin turns to face Yoongi, "I'm sorry for him. Work has been making him stressed and he feels bad for leaving for a month. He wants to be able to see her while he's away-"

"Don't make excuses for him," Yoongi waves his hand at the statements, "I'll send him videos, photos, and we'll even call. This hasn't stopped you guys in the past anyway from going so why is it stopping you now."

Seokjin shuts up, turning to leave. Yoongi watches them drive away then shuts the door. He takes a deep breath and lets out a scream that he had been holding in since this morning and Jooheon stares at him with wide eyes from the doorway of the hallway. Once Yoongi was done, Jooheon nods once, "Feel better?"

Yoongi shakes his head, "Not really."

Jooheon then comes over to him and picks him up, carrying him to the kitchen and sitting him on the counter, "What can I do to help?"

Yoongi purses his lips, "I'm kind of in the mood to bake cookies. And maybe have a kiss or two. I really want my baby girl back so we can cuddle."

Jooheon laughs, returning the request with a couple deep kisses then when he pulls away he takes out his phone, "She'll be back tomorrow babe. What kind of cookies are we in the mood for?"

Yoongi smiles, "I don't care, but I love you."

"I love you too baby," Jooheon kisses him again, "Now let's make some cookies."

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My hand is fine y'all, my pinky is just red and both are sore but I'm good!! I will say steam burns suck ass and that was the loudest I've ever screamed in my entire life 😂