Hey, heads up, this was co-written by my friend @xXBangtanBabeXx and myself. We didn't want to choose who's account it would go on, so we just posted it on both. Please do not accuse either of us of copying the others story.

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One fine morning, the three Crackateers are making their way to their first uni class of the day when *disaster* strikes. Chaos ensues.

Heads up, this is a crackfic through and through based on Gwen's weirdass dream. It is not meant to be taken seriously, and we wrote it for fun. I'm gonna try and make it flow alright, but i really can't promise anything. Dreams are weird.

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Le Story:

Our story begins one lovely day, as three friends made their way from their dorms to their first class. The birds were chirping, the sun was out, and everything was A-okay. Until it wasn't. See, Gwen usually kept up with everyone's schedule, since the others were a bit on the bum side and stopped caring when that day came. So most of the time, she'd lock them in their room and stay home with them, giving love, support, and chocolate ice cream. But... It was finals week. And all three of the omega girls had been quite occupied with trying to balance studying with basic human functions.

Suzy sighs and rubs at her back. "Wish I had time to lay on the heat mat, my spine's been bothering me all morning..."

Gwen peers over at her and freezes, "Repeat that?"

Suzy cocks an eyebrow. "My spines hurting?"

"What's today's date," she pales.

"It's the 13th. Why?"

Her eyes widen, "Oh shit, fuck fuck fuck. Abort, we're getting you home now!"

"Wh- wait, why? Is it... is it that day?"

"Yes, it's that day, now," she trails off. "Fuck, too late, off we go." She grabs Suzy's arm and drags her inside. "Tia, come on, I need you too!" She glares at a few of the unmated alphas staring at the youngest omega as they pass. "Touch her and lose your dick."

Suzy starts to rub her thighs together. "Oh shit, I thought I felt needier than normal this morning, I just figured it was gonna be one of those days."

Tia rolls her eyes and follows, "Honestly, you'd think the two of you were new at tracking your fucking heats, like damn, I get finals, but this is just plain dumb."

Suzy throws a glare over her shoulder and flips Tia the bird.

The gesture is returned with an equally harsh glare and an annoyed, "Bite me."

"There shouldn't be anyone in the darkroom and I have a key, come on," she rounds a corner and throws the door open, tossing Suzy in not so lightly. "Fucking hell."

She hits the floor with a yelp and puts a hand between her thighs, whimpering.

A quiet, but deep voice sighs, "This room is occupied, do you mind y'know, getting the fuck out?"

Gwen looks up at the man and glares, "Fuck off, she's in heat."

"I know how to help," the other male in the room says, smiling.

"Touch her and I rip your throat out with my teeth," Gwen growls in response.

"Okay, can't help then, sorry," he pouts at Suzy.

She whines, looking up at him, "No, you can help, c'mere."

Tia smirks, "Let them get the dirty, Gwen. You know how she is, she needs dick, she'll get dick."

Suzy points to Tia and nods.

Gwen shakes her head, "No, not him, he's mated already, you know that won't help anything."

"And he's mine, so back the fuck off."

"Y'know, fuck you," Gwen snorts. "Don't care about how popular you are, get the fuck out, or-"

Suzy perks up, sniffing, her movements halting temporarily. "What's that smell?" She smiles dopily, "It's really nice."

"Shit. You two alphas, get the fucking door and make sure it stays shut, Tia go help."

"Wait why the hell am I being brought into this? I didn't ask to be here!"

"Because she's our friend and basically drunk right now, would you let a drunk friend get fucked?"

"Yes, yes I would. Odds are they won't remember it. It's her fault. Don't track your heat, you're fucked. Literally and figuratively."

Suzy starts trying to pull herself back to her feet, using a table as leverage. "Mate?"

"I'm not a part of this either, so... I'll just sit back and watch the chaos," the smaller alpha grins.

"Help her.. Or lose the dick... Seems like an easy choice to me, Min Yoongi," Tia snorts.

"Y'know what fuck you-"

"I mean, if you insist," she grins.

He pauses, his mouth hanging open slightly, "That's not what I meant."

"But it's what you said."

"Guys! Focus! Omega in heat! Stop eyefucking each other and help me keep the door shut," Hoseok yells, throwing one hand in the air, and the other towards Suzy, who at this point has made it most the way across the room.

Yoongi sighs, "Only cause you're hot as fuck when you're mad. Can we keep her, though? I like the attitude."

"You can keep me, I don't bite. Unless you're into that," Tia smiles innocently and goes to the door. Loud and fast footfalls start to become audible from down the hall, coming towards the darkroom. Suzy starts to have more and more difficulty holding herself up.

"You three, quit flirting and keep the door shu-" Gwen is cut of by the door swinging open and a tall, peach haired alpha rushes in, panting.

"Namjoon, wait! She's probably not ready, and he's seen her. Good luck."

Suzy uses her last bit of resolve to lunge at Namjoon, eyes glazing over.

He catches her and nuzzles into her neck, "It's okay, I'm here now. You'll be okay."

She presses her face into his neck and throws her legs around his hips. She growls her quick warning, "Everyone out."

Tia snorts, "Yeah, okay don't be too loud, remember you are still on campus."

"No promises."

"Namjoon don't break her, please," a blue haired alpha sighs quietly.

"The longer you take to get out, the higher that chance," he growls back.

Tia all but runs out of the room, not wanting to be exposed to what's likely about to happen.

Yoongi grabs Hoseok and Gwen, pulling them away, "Come on Taehyung, get out so they can be alone."

He nods and steps out, shutting the door, soft gasps already being heard, "Yeah, I think that's for the best."

For the next hour, various noises come out of that room that Gwen and Tia had no idea Suzy could make. At some point, a loud 'fuck' is heard, quickly followed by a sharp yelp.

"Well, there goes her virginity," Tia chuckles, shaking her head. "I feel no mercy, and she only has herself to blame. Fucking idiot, forget your heat? You die from dick. It's a fact."

"I really like her, can we keep her?"

"No."

"But Yoongiiiiiii, she smells good."

"Oh god, not you too, seriously, whoa, she does, what the hell?"

"Triads aren't that rare, maybe you two are her mates too?"

He shrugs, "Maybe, maybe not, but I want her."

"Well shit, take me and go, you're hot and interested, let's go."

Gwen snorts, "Stop being horny, please. Desperate isn't a good look, Tia."

"Fuck you, I want some fuck."

Gwen's phone vibrates, causing her to jump slightly, and grab at her back pocket with a quiet yelp, glaring at it, "What now?"

A text from Suzy reads 'Hey uh, can you bring some paper towels?'

She rolls her eyes, "Tia, I'm assuming you'll need them too, go to the bathroom and get some paper towels for her?"

"What makes you think she's going to need them?"

"Hey, you were offering earlier, don't you pussy out now, Min Yoongi."

Gwen sighs and pads down the hall to the bathroom, grabbing an entire roll and swings the door open, throwing them at Suzy, "Class in ten, chop chop, mated."

Namjoon catches them for her, Suzy being in his lap, not quite comprehending the world around her at full capacity yet.

"I swear to god, if you broke her, I'm killing you. I give no shits if you're her mate," Gwen yells through the door.

"You're very protective for an omega," The blue haired alpha from earlier chuckles.

"Pack mentality. Simple."

The door opens and the newly mated couple steps out, dressed, and smelling like sex.

"You reek of sex, Namjoon, please go shower."

"Don't have time, Taehyung, late for class." He leans down and presses a light kiss to Suzy's forehead. "I'll get you from class at the end of the day?"

She whines and puts her arms around him. "Fuck it, I'll skip and go with you."

"No, class. Or home, one or the other. Actually- Fuck it, I'm taking you home, you're not gonna be around anyone else."

She seems happy with that option, pressing feather light kisses to his neck.

He chuckles and picks her up, grinning, "Come on. Tae, tell Jin-hyung I'm going home and it's probably a good idea he doesn't come in tonight..."

"Was planning on telling him anyways. Now get out, you reek." Yoongi pulls his shirt over his nose as if to prove his point further.

Namjoon rolls his eyes and carries Suzy away, never to be seen for the next few days.

Taehyung looks at Gwen and tilts his head curiously and leans towards Gwen. He presses his nose into her scent gland and inhales. He puts his arms around Gwen and growls out a soft 'mate.' He holds her tight to his front. "Home? Preferably now?"

"Looks like Yoongi and I aren't the only ones getting it," Tia snorts.

"Will you shut up? For like, even five seconds," Gwen growls.

Tia tilts her head, pretending to think about it, "Hmmmmm no. I like annoying you too much."

"You're such an ass, you know that?"

"I have one, doesn't make me one, princess."

She growls, "No, it doesn't but it makes you highly annoying."

"You love me and you know it."

"Currently debating."

"Not to interrupt the lover's spat, but are you coming with us or what cause damn I want to fucking wreck you right now," Yoongi smirks.

"Fuck yes, let's go." She lets them drag her away and grins, "Use protection Gwen! Don't want pups yet!"

"Soooo back to my place or yours?"

"Um... How about a date before all that? I'm not in heat and you aren't rutting, you can wait."

"But-"

Gwen glares at him, "Despite my friends wanting to get that done, I do not. I would like to get to know my mate before he lets go and fucks me, thank you very much."

Taehyung pouts, looking at Gwen with the widest doe eyes. "Please?"

She rolls her eyes, "Sorry puppy, but I'm not marked yet, and I don't bow to alphas, in case you haven't noticed. Step up and take me on a date first. Be a gentleman and then I'll think about you getting lucky." She smirks and crosses her arms, tilting her head at him.

Taehyung gives one more heartbroken look of sorrow. "A date tonight, then? I don't think either of us want to be anywhere near the dorms."

She smiles, "They both went to theirs... I'm a great cook, so why spend money on a date when I can make dinner and we can play Overwatch all night?"

Tae smiles and hugs her. "Sounds like a date!"

"Alright, come on puppy, what's your favorite? I'm sure I can fix it no issues," Gwen smiles and takes his hand, uncaring about the fact that she's missing her first final for the week and lets her newfound mate drag her along for what she knew would be a whirlwind.

Fin

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A/N: I am so sorry for what you just read, it is all over the place, but we had a blast writing it and screaming at eachother, I hope ya'll at least got a giggle reading it. Don't ask why this had to become a thing, I'm not entirely sure and it really shouldn't be taken seriously.