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Seth/Cassius walking into the room: Sorry I'm late, I was... doing stuff.
Sypha entering the room a little disheveled: HE TRIED TO KISS ME AND THEN INSTEAD HE PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
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Jacques: When I first met, I did not like you.
Caed: I'm aware of that.
Jacques: But then you and I had some time together.
Caed: Uh-huh...?
Jacques: It did not get better.
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Arden: Chillax!
Merle: That's not a word.
Arden: Sometimes the ones who deny 'chillax' are the ones who need it the most.
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Bash: Don't fear death. Fear the state you will die in.
Yelena, whispering fearfully: Kirov*

* Kirov es una de las divisiones de Rusia, es pequeña y me imagine que por ahí era el lugar donde provenía Yelena.

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Sypha: Any extreme sport you've tried?
Margot: Doing my homework while Ayres is collecting it.

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Lottie: If I run and jump at Macaire, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.
Lottie running towards Macaire: I'm coming.
Macaire: NO! I'm holding hot tea-
Macaire: drops the tea to catch his sister.
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Celine: How long are we going to let him do that?
Merle pinching the bridge of her nose: Just... just give him a second.
Gal: still pushing on a door that is clearly labeled pull.
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Macaire: Bash, you're in charge while I'm away.
Bash: Alright, I'm your man.
Macaire: Keep the others out of trouble.
Bash: Okay, I'm kinda your man.
Macaire: And don't do anything stupid.
Bash: You need another man.
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Antares: HYDRATE OR DIE-TRATE!
Antares: aggressively throws water bottles
Niko: Uh...
Agnes: He's trying to yell mental health and well-being into us.
Antares: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU.
Jesse, crying: It's working.
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Yelena: Damn, the power went out.
Gal, shaking rapidly and starting to glow: Don't worry, I got this.
Yelena: What-
Gal: I swallowed a flashlight.
Yelena on the verge of a cardiac arrest: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Aurielle: How many children do you have?
Balaur: Biologically, mentally or emotionally? Because there is a difference...
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Vincent: Why can't dinosaurs applaud?
Aledis: Because their hands are to sho-
Gyllian: Because they're all dead.
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Cassius: How come that whenever I have fun, it's considered wrong?
Seth: Because when you've fun people die.
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Irina: I'm not interested in being polite or heterosexual.
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Niko: I've to get something of my chest.
Sypha: Is it your shirt? Please say yes...
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Agnes: I screwed up, big time.
Balaur: Agnes, given your daily life experience, you're gonna have to be more specific.
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Alanna: Did you just refer to a knife as a 'people-opener'?
Charlotte: Should I not have?
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Macaire: Can we talk, one ten to another?
Sypha: I'm an eleven, but continue.
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Seth: Yes, I make bad decisions that put me and everybody else in danger.
Margot: And...?
Seth: No, that's it.
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Antares:No, I won't rest until I've complained about everything.
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Vincent: We look cute together.
Jacques: I look cute with everybody.
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Artem: I am, as the kids say, awake.
Merle: Do you mean woke?
Artem: Yea, but that's grammatically incorrect.
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Bash: I made all of us into Sims. Look!
Gal: Where are you?
Bash: I'm the grave in the backyard.
Jesse: ...
Gal: ...
Jesse: Put me there too.
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Charlotte: Pass the salt, please.
Heather: throws Alanna across the table.
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Anne Marie: Water can solve all your problems! Wanna lose weight? Drink water. Clear skin? More water.
Merle: Tired of someone? Drown them.
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Ediel: He died of natural causes.
Elijah: You pushed him of a roof.
Ediel: Gravity is a natural cause.
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Macaire: You're violent.
Yelena: Yeah, but I'm short so it's adorable.
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Gyrlian, holding out a pot of coffee and a cereal bowl: What if instead of milk in my cereal I out in coffee?
Marcel walking past him and taking away the coffee pot: What if you didn't.
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Ángela: Being tired isn't even a mood anymore. It's my entire personality.
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Irina: I love that we used the phrase "Oh man" to express disappointment because men are, in fact, disappointing.
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Jacques: Stop staring at me. Undressing me with your eyes.
Vincent: I'm adding more clothes.
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Alanna: I don't dress to impress, I dress to depress. I want to look so good I make people hate themselves.
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Ediel: You're probably one of those beautiful women who doesn't even know it.
Sypha: No, I know it.
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Alioth en su primer desayuno, todo inocente: Ten un buen día.
Niko: No me digas que hacer.
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Marcel: Alright, little shits, listen up!
Marcel to Aledis, Lottie y Yelena: Not you guys, you are angels and we are thrilled that you are here.
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Bueno, llegamos al final de este precioso recorrido. Mi crebro dejo de funcionar a la mitad, disculpen.

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