freynathan as the reincarnated angelfish au

I'm going to write it I swear 

Clarissa : say mama!

bebe Nathan : *spits out pacifier*

Clarissa : *excited*

Nathan : mmmmm

Nathan : mother, I've seen horrible things!

Clarissa : Nathan!

Nathan : gunfire, fighting, hangings, my cousin snapping taut and laughing during her execution!

Clarissa : oh my god!

Nathan : my father fighting to free our country, my uncle taking me in because I wasn't wanted!

Clarissa : Nathan, no!

Nathan : one day, I was in a duel defending my loves honor. I got shot in the chest

Nathan : fuck you, bastard scum!

Clarissa : Nathan, this language!

Nathan : the blood pouring from me as I was rushed to the hospital! I said to the doctor "tell my wife I love her"

Clarissa : wife?!

Nathan : how I miss the taste of cigarettes

Clarissa : oh my god!

Nathan : how I wish to be with my wife to make sweet lo-

Clarissa : *shoves the pacifier back into Nathan's mouth*