Kaylee: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Lloyd: I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

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Kai: I love life.

Skylor: I betrayed you.

Jay: I love your sister.

Nya: I died.

Sensei Wu: I uprooted your peaceful life for you to serve as a mindless slave for the world, trying to save their ungrateful, sorry asses almost every day. 

Kai:

Kai: I hate life!

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Jay: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Nya: How can you still say that?

Jay: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Zane: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck. 

Zane: Because life is just too fucking terrible.

Zane: And there's the people who don't like me using the word fuck because it's bad, and it also means sexual intercourse. 

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Morro: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

All the Ninja: Same, you aren't special.

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Cole: Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. And a sacrifice you should make as well. 

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Skylor: I'm gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.

Seliel: Only if you also don't ask why

Seliel: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.

Skylor:

Seliel:

Skylor: This one is fine

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Morro: Go to Hell

Seliel, tearing up: I wish I could

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Kaylee: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Kaylee: I became more evil if you're curious

Lloyd, done with Kaylee's shit: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still.

Kaylee: I'm going to get worse on purpose

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Skylor: I turned out perfectly fine!

Pixal: Skylor, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Skylor: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!