penniegrange05

so I found a website that generates incorrect quotes and thought it would be fun to try getting some with our characters and have shared my favourites here for you! 

i put the link below as well in case you want to check it out yourself.

https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

Karter: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Anastasia: That's great, Karter. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

Anastasia: What time is it?
Rowan: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Rowan: *BLASTS the saxophone*
Karter: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Rowan: It's 2 am

Wren: I love you.
Drew, not paying attention: What was that?
Wren: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

Ivy: You bought a taco?
Sage: Yes.
Ivy: From the same truck that hit Maverick?!
Sage, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

Elric: I'm going to ask you to be respectful.
Milo: I will politely decline.

Dylan: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Rowan?
Rowan: No.
Wren: I do!
Dylan: I know, Wren.
Wren: I'm sad.
Dylan: I know, Wren.

Wren: What are you drinking?
Rowan: Vodka.
Wren: Straight?
Rowan: No, gay. Why?

Tyra: I owe you one.
Elric: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.

Milo: Hey Rowan, do you have any hobbies?
Rowan: Swimming..
Milo: Really? That's cool. I never expected you to-
Rowan: In a pool of self hatred and regret.

Maverick: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, look into their eyes...
Maverick: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps.
Drew: ...That took an unexpected turn.
Karter: So did their neck.

Anastasia: Karter is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Drew: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Wren: Tackle them!
Maverick: Dump them.
Rowan: Kick them in the shin!
Karter: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!

Wren: I can't take this anymore, someone needs to take me out!
Dylan: In a dating type way or assassination type way?
Wren: I don't know, surprise me!

Auburn: The studies show that you two are the most amazing people in the world.
Alextra and Eren: Source?
Auburn: Me.

Sage: Why are you smiling?
Maverick: What? Can't I just be happy?
Ivy: Karter tripped and fell in the courtyard.

Ivy: Where are you going?
Sage: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way there.

Drew: Oh look, we're under mistletoe.
Wren: That's not mistletoe.
Later...
Wren: Oh my god they were flirting with me!