Mr T: *writing a problem on the board*
Mr T: Hey, is it too early to decorate the room for Christmas?
50% of Class: Wait till November 15th, then have at it.
49% of Class: Wait until the day before Thanksgiving Break. (November 22nd)
Me: *scowls* *makes "The Face"*
Mr T: *looks at me* I-I think I'll hold off a bit.
Me: It can wait till December 1st.

10 Minutes Later
Mr T: *sings* All the lights are shining, so brightly every-
Chr: Okay, I'm gonna pause this radio station right now.
Mr T: When can it resume?
Me: December 1st, preferably with a better song.
Mr T: *acts offended* Mariah Carey is-
Me: Not as good as Frank Sinatra or Dean Martin.