Lmao so I just woke up and came on Wattpad to see that I have like 100 views on this book and I was like "damn people actually read this shit?" and I mean wow okay, this is like the most viewed thing on my entire profile page huh. So you what thought i'd release a chapter for you strangers who decided to take your time and read this, its strangers like you that bring a smile to my face. Ew, that sounded sappy I know ahehe get it Sappy Sapnap-I'll leave-

*cries in the corner* why am I so cringy!?

Saggy tits-

You were about to raise your hand only for Tubbo to just put it down and shake his head "Nono his poptarts can kill god, I'd much rather you not" he warned, you nodded and understood. Tommy scoffed "Good thing I ain't god, emma right!?" Tommy said, looking back at you and Tubbo, y'all didn't say anything and only looked at him.

He coughed and chuckled nervously shaking his head "Nevermind".

(Men and their arrogance🙄✋

That's a joke-)

Plate cleared his throat catching your attention once again, "Imma make em anyway" he said and shrugged, walking over to the cabins and grabbing poptart boxes. He set them down on the kitchen island(?) or whatever it's called, and opened them "so which one ya want? We got unfrosted and Frosted and they both come in Strawberry and Blueberry" Plate asked holding them up, Tommy smiled "I wa-" he was cut off by incoherent screeching, "SHUT UP I DIDN'T ASK YOU! I WAS TALKING TO TUBBO AND Y/N NOW SHUT UP GREMLIN MANCHILD!!" He shouted, letting his inner raccoon release.

Tommy put his hands up in defense "yesh okay simp" he whispered quietly to himself, mumbling curses under his breath. Plate's ears perked "Whatchu say? Speak up so I can here you!" He turned his head towards Tommy, who tensed up "I said nothing" he smiled nervously, sweating. Plate mumbled "that's what I thought".

You looked at Tubbo and whispered "I'm starting to think their related" Tubbo nodded, "Yeah, I always theorized that Tommy was secretly half raccoon or something" he whispered back making you chuckle. You coughed and shook your head "Umm I'll have PT/F(Poptart flavor) Uf/F(Unfrosted or Frosted)" you said, Plate nodded. "I'll have Strawberry frosted" Tubbo said smiling, Plate sighed "@ight" and pulled out the poptarts you guys wanted and put them things in the furnace.

You and Tubbo (and Tommy I guess) pulled out some chairs. And sat down you inbetween, Cuddles(kinda forgot about him last chapter woopsies) just laid on the floor like the lazy lil chubbers he is and slept all cute and shit. You and Tubbo chatted while Tommy was just there looking all sad and depressed and kinda relatable(*cough*). He looked jealous in all honesty but he ain't gonna admit his simping.

Plate took put the poptarts and set them infront of you both, "bone appetite" He said in a weird accent, what is up with this man being weird. You gave him a concern look and grabbed the poptart and bit it, you expected it to just kill you in a instant but to your surprise it tasted. . . .decent.

Plate smiled "how is it, sweetheart?" He asked, you cringed at the nickname "It taste decent, its totally not good or even great at that matter but it's edible" you replied taking another bite, Tubbo nodded in agreement. Plate sighed "good, I put my love,sweat, and tears into that thing" Plate said and chuckled, Tommy scoffed "Oh please! You just put the damn thing in the fucking furnace no need to get all overdramatic about it!" Tommy said, rolling his eyes.

Plate gave him a look "Wow okay hater, don't be mad just cause you didn't get one. Man up and take it" Plate scoffed, rolling his eyes. Tommy protested "I wasn't hating and i am a man!" He said in a squeaky voice. You sighed and stuffed your other poptart in Tommy's mouth to shut him up.

Tommy choked on the poptart before taking a bite out of it, he muffled a thank you turning his head away in embarrassment and to also hide the blush(ha! Tommy Smith more like Tommy simp-). You smiled and said 'no problem' nudging him with your elbow. Tubbo whispered to you "This is deffo flerting" and you blushed and shoved him away.

(Plate just sitting there like: "Damn, I've never felt this lonely before anyway-").

The door just decided to slam open revealing another hus-I mean furry, who was a fox. . .like fool fuckin' fox. A literal goddamn fox standing on it's back legs I-nvm. He was panting, Plate sighed in annoyance "Will you stop fookin' slamming the door open and open it like a normal being, fookin' savages" He said in a weird accent once again.

Tommy looked over at fox hu-I mean man, his brows knitting in confusion

"Fundy?"

Word count: 836

Longest chapter I've written. . .at least I think, and ooo cliffhanger lmfao been wanting to do one of this.