Bloop!

I dunno.

Enjoy this random crap :p

Warren: I am sorry, but I'm not doing amission tonight, it's a school night.

Me: But you need to save da child!

Warren: wat...? It's a drug dealer from what the police know...

Me: They're abusing a child.

Warren: ... I'm not sure how you know this, you've never had magic, but I'm just going to go with it. *goes to watch the house for the mission*

May: H-Help... They tickle torture me every single day and I cant take it anymore

Warren: ...

Me: XD

Zack: *screams like a girl*

Me, Warren, and May: *jump*

Warren: What!?

Zack: THERE'S A F***ING SPIDER ON THE ROOF!!!!!

Me: IT'S TOO LATE FOR THIS CRAP, GO TO SLEEP!!!!!

May: Never have I ever made a super sadistic backstory and thought of some cringey things to put in a story.

Me: *awkwardly laughs*

May: *asleep*

May: *sits up in her sleep* Hot potato is a bunny.

May: *lays back down and rolls over*

Me: ...? wat?

Shade: ... *looking at May's bandages* Author. Explain to me why there's another character who got abused. *glaring*

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs*

May: *crying*

Warren: What's wrong?

May: I was trying *sniff* to do push-ups, an-and I fell and tripped someone and they're coughing up blood!

Warren: *sighs* That would be Shade... He's fine, it's normal. *picks her up*

Warren: You only have to do ten pull- p- push-ups. Push-ups? Pull-ps? I don't know... *sighs and just walks away*

Zack: Mike! Mike come back! *goes after him*

Shade: ... Oof.

May: Did I do a good job, Dad?

Warren: *starts crying happily* I'm a dad...

Zack: *trying not to scream over the adorableness*

Me: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, there's the bloopers for the first few chapters! Bye!