Okay. If you're still in highschool like me, then you've most likely observed all of these types of people in the hallways. You've learned to bear with some of them, and some of them still remain extremely disturbing.

I'll start off with people in relationships.

The Couple that Holds hands FOREVER.

Alright. We all know we've seen this couple. You don't know them and you don't know their relationship, but every time you see one, you see the other. This is because they're hands are practically sewn together.

LITERALLY.

I don't even know why they don't just glue their hands together. Then they'll have an excuse to go everywhere together. It's not like they don't want to. They'd hold hands while they were taking dumps if they were aloud in opposite-sex bathrooms.

The Overly-Intimate Couple

There are two types of this couple.

The first type- These are the people who make you want to throw up. They don't kiss, but for some reason the girl feels the need to sit on the guys lap. Meanwhile, the guy is petting her back like she's some sort of animal. Oh, and this couple is a creepy nerdy couple. A week before, I saw this girl hugging another guy in the hallway. Talk about love triangle.

The second type- These are the people that basically have no boundaries. They'd have sex in the hallway if they were aloud to. This couple has an extremely long makeout session in between two class periods. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. They're lucky no one has thrown up all over them yet.

The Runners

These are the kids who for some reason think that if they don't get to class on time, they're teacher will duck tape them to a chair and throw them out the window. These are probably the most agitating people of all. The other day i was walking down the stairwell, when some girl decided to push her arm farther down the railing and repeatedly knee me in the back. (Which didn't get her anywhere any faster) I told her to stop. I guess the fact that she was deaf didn't really help, but i knew she could hear me. She's lucky I didn't punch her in the throat.

Then, there's the kid who COMPLETELY trucks you over in the hallway. You either drop everything or spill something or fall over or...lets just say it causes a lot of problems.

The Gossip Girls

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THESE BITCHES.

These are the girls who feel the need to stop and stand around in one of the following places:

- The very top of the stairwell

- the middle of the hallway

One girl. One girl with a lot of friends is all it takes. Well, my locker neighbor just so happens to be that girl. EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING. And I mean not a day missed, a HOARD of chatty teenage girls crowd around her locker. They block my locker EVERY DAMN MORNING. I get so pissed off. Depending on how I'm feeling, they'll either get...

-"MOVE!!!!!!!!" (Monday)

-"MOVE OUT OF MY WAY!!!" (SUPER EXTREME PISSED OFF MONDAY)

-"Can you please move.?.?!>?." (Agitation)

-"Can you please move? I can't get to my locker." (Sweetness)

Weither it's who they're currently crushing on or when the last time they peed was, these girls feel the need to talk about everything.

The Slow Pokes

These are one of the most annoying assholes that ever walked the planet. These are the people that either...

-Want to look cool

-Feel the need to text in the hallway

-want to fix it right now

No matter who they are, you always seem to get stuck behind these arrogant ham faces. They also for some reason decide to span out like a flock of penguins, so no matter how hard you try to walk around them, you can't. It's just too damn hard. So, you either endure the agitation, or you tell them to fucking move and push past them.

This is all I have time for rn. I hope you enjoyed my ranting! Please give it a vote if you did(: thanks.