I play housewife

Baking pies to sit in the window

Dressed in frilly aprons for an empty dining room

I glide on carpet floors

Pull the string in my back

Hear the variety of phrases in my voice box

I'm the hottest toy in the stores

There's nothing like me anywhere else

Except for the cheap knock offs

But you want the real thing

Don't you want quality?

Right in the palm of your hand?

In the palm of my hand

I hold your hat, coat, and tie

I serve breakfast, lunch, and dinner

I listen to you talk about the troubles at the office

I clean up your mess

The definition of efficiency

At the end of the day

All the lights in the house are out

The front door slightly creaks open

But the sun rises and the day repeats again