Haz : looouuuuuu 

Lou : yes love 

Haz : i just saw the cutest baby ever 🥺🥺🥺 

Lou : that's nice ...... 

Haz : I WANT A BABY 

Lou : haz we've talked about this already 

Haz : BUUTTTT I WANNA PLAY WITH IT AND GIVE EM KISSIES 🥺🥺🥺 

Lou : haz we have time ok? Plus we're both really busy now 

* Haz added Zayn to the chat * 

Lou : HAZ SERIOUSLY JUST BECAUSE ZAYN HAS A BABY - 

Haz : zaynie convince him 🥺 

Zayn : haz I'll tell you what, come over tomorrow and you can play with khai 

Haz : *gasp* YAAAAAYYYYYY IM COMING

Lou : thank you Zayn 

Zayn : anytime mate Harry's like a free babysitter 

* Haz added Nialler and Leeeyum to the chat * 

Leeyum : HIIII BOIIIISSS 

Leeyum : Ok, so here's what I'm thinking. First opening number is gonna be really big, so stay with me 'cause I'm quite quick and 5, 6, 7, 8! And 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and Niall for the shimmy, for the shimmy, for the shimmy. And Zayn, pirouette. And Louis, do the splits. And, Liam, you stay exactly where you are because you are purrrfect - 

Lou : more like annoying 

Leeyum : YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "We'd never do that" 

Nialler : i just spilt milk on myself

Zayn : Oh No Niall !

Lou : Oh No Niall ! 

Liam : Oh No Niall !

Haz : Oh No Niall ! 

Nialler : you guys are bullying me I'm leaving

Lou : We'd never - 

Lou : THE BASKETBALL HAHAAHAHAH 

Zayn : NIALL YOU SHOULD REALLY TRY OUT FOR THE NBA 

Leeyum : YEAH HE'LL KNOCK EM OUT LITERALLY HAAHAHAHAH 

Nialler : haz look 🥺 

Haz : alr alr that's enough guys 

Lou : but i was having fun ! 

Haz : don't be mean Lou 

Zayn : yeah don't be mean lou !

Lou : YOU STARTED IT YOU LIL SHIT 

Leeyum : how are you guys? 

Nialler : 'm good Li 

Zayn : eh 

Haz : I miss loulou 

Lou : :(

Nialler : oh btw I'm releasing some larry pictures today 

Lou : Niall ! not again ! what if management finds out !

Haz : yay ! how many followers does your account have Nialler?

Nialler : louis 🥺 my babies need content 🥺

Nialler : 40,000 :D hazza

Lou : alright alright 

Zayn : ok bye boys 

Leeyum : bye bye ! we have to catch up soon !

Haz : definitely !

Lou : bye 

* Zayn left chat *

* Leeyum left chat *

Lou : guess now it's just me and you hazza 😉

Haz : 🙈🙈🙈

Lou : alright love gtg I'll talk to you tonight 💚

Nialler : NOOOOO talk a bit more pleassee

Lou : I'm chucking you out

* Lou removed Nialler from the chat *

Haz : bye louuu love ya 💙

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i don't even know what that was- i had no plan and just kept typing-

anygays- 

spread some love because the world needs it <3