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Celeste: *takes a deep breath*
Celeste: I would di—
Anyone who has spent 5 seconds around Celeste ever: Yes, you would die for Yandere, we know, you love her so much, she's the light of your life, your reason to live, you love her so much, you just LOVE Yandere, we KNOW, you love Yandere, you fucking love Yandere, okay, we know, we get it, yOU LOVE YANDERE, WE GET IT.

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Rainbow: Hey, how are you?
Lunar: I cried for a solid hour last night
Rainbow: Cool! I'm great!

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Kyran: Hey, I just got a pet snake! What should I name him?
Alec: You got a wha...!
Evan: William Snakespear

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Draco: Stop right there!
Funneh: You'll never catch me alive!
Funneh: *throws herself out of a window*

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Younger Kyran: I made this friendship bracelet for you!
Younger Alec: I'm not really a jewelry person.
Younger Kyran: You don't have to wear it.
Younger Alec: No, I'm going to wear it. Forever. Back off.

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Evan: if i was the last man on earth would you date me?
Alec: if you were the last man on earth, i wouldn't exist.
Evan: ...oh.

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Funneh: What if the g in gif is silent?
Gold: Funneh, go to sleep.
Funneh: What gif I don't want to?

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Alec: *hands Funneh a bottle of water*
Funneh, drinking it: Thanks Alec! What's this for?
Alec: Gold says you get thirsty around me.
Funneh: *chokes on water*

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Lunar: Good romance starts with good friendship and communication. And what does bad romance start with?
Funneh, singing: Ra, ra, ah-ah-ah, ro-ma, ro-ma-ma, gah gah, ooh-la-la—!
Lunar: No.

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Yandere: she died of natural causes
Alec: you pushed her off the roof
Yandere: gravity's natural

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