I saw a lot of people doing this sooo

Here we go-

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My irl bestie: here have a dollar

Me: i- okay.... Here I don't want this apple do you want it-

Bestie: OMFG YES I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYTHING FOR BREAKFAST YET-

Me: wait.....YOU JUST BROUGHT A APPLE OFF ME-

bestie: :0

Me: PAYED EXCHANGE-

Me: *singing Snap* ONE, TWO, WHERE ARE YOU~

Sh4d0w (5yr old bro wanted to be called that 🥺)

Sh4d0w: YEEEEEEEEEEET

Me: what the-

(Funny incoming)

Few years ago:

Me: hey mum my dad got me tentacle  boots!

My mom(in another room): HE GOT YOU TENTACLE BOOBS?

Me: i- WHAT?

(Yeah lmfao)

Aro/ace friend: *making dirty jokes*

Me: are you even ace tho-

Him: i- yeah

Bestie: I mean-

Me: yeah bc it seems like your a bit sus

Bestie:

Me: okay, I'm going to ask for a phone charger... *walks up to my bestie* hey uhm...

My bestie: yeah?

Me: I'M A PHONE- fuck

Ight all for now

NOW GET BACK INTO THE BASEMENT-