Heh this will be fun.

"I feel that they should be showing some of you guys embarrassing quirks." Said Maria." I know right." Agreed Deedee." Psh what you mean?" Asked Alan waving his hand. The two girls just stared at everyone like 'bitch you know'. Then the lights dimmed and the screen flashed on.

Video

We look and see Max measuring a ruler with a ruler.

"What the fuck Max?" Asked Kim. "LANGUAGE KIM!" Yelled Rose."  GOSH DARN IT ROSE NOBODY GIVES A SHIT!" Yelled Ross. [geez chill dude.]

Then Natalia walks in. "Max what are you doing?" She asked. "Proving my hypothesis that one ruler is off by 1.5 a centimeter." He answered. "Hmm ok. I have a question. Can you fix my surface pen?" She asked. "Sure show me it." He said." Ok." She took out a small sandwich bag full of busted up gears and screws. Max's eyes widened.

"DAMN WHAT HAPPENED!!?" Asked Alix.

"WHAT HAPPENED?" Yelled Max." Well I have this habit of chewing on pens and umm, I chewed so hard it broke apart." She bash fully explained. "But how was it still working so it'd get to this point?" He asked." I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea." She admitted.

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[ quick English lesson, these stars are called Dinkuses. Used to indicate time passing. What is wrong with me]

The screen then shows Alya, Marinette and Alan trying to calm down Marin. "A-and then.." he went on pacing around the room Marinette close on his heels.

"What could have made him that stressed?" Asked Justin." Literally anything." Deadpanned Alan.

"WHAT IF KLANCE IS NEVER CANON?!?" Shouted Marin.

"WOAH! WOAHHH! THAT IS A LEGIT REASON TO WORRY!" Yelled Deedee. While everyone else was just shook at the thought of Klance... not .. being ..... canon. [*shudders*]

Then he slapped his face, leaving two red hand marks on his face.

"Oh there it is." Mumbled Marinette, way to knowingly. "Mhmmm" Maria hummed in agreement.

"Oh shit that hurt." Mumbled Marin holding his face.  Then when Marinette saw him calm, she turned on her heel only to face plant.

"There it is!" Laughed Marin." You were waiting for it to right?" Beamed Alya. "I hate both of you." Pouted Marinette." Love ya too." Said Alya and Marin in sync.

Now poor Marin was facing the other way, so he didn't know Marinette was on the floor. So when he turned around to not see her there he asked." Hey where's Mari? I guess I have to look for her." And as Alan and Alya opened there mouths in protest, Marin then face planted." MY FACE IS NEVER OKAY!" He yelled, but it was muffled, into the floor.

"Yeah how do you always fall on your face, but your so pretty." Asked Adrienne. Then she realized her mistake. Probably by looking and seeing everyone on the ground, pounding the floor, dying. "Oh shit, u-umm I-I mean  yo-your face I-isn't that bad. B-but I mean, your gorgeous, WAIT -WAIT U-UM I MEAN..." she stammered, until Nina wiped the tears of laughter from her eyes and covered her friends mouth." Shh dudette, you have done enough." She laughed. And Marin was curled in a ball on his seat, redder than Manbeatle's suit.

Then Adrienne came running in." SPIDER!! AHHSHDJSSJ!" She yelled running for the door. She knew about the clumsy lil beans on the floor, so to not stop running, she did a flip over them and out the door. "Haha Adrienne you didn't have to run, it's not like it's gonna move that quick." Said Deedee who was also walking to the door, when she saw Maria run past." OH SHIT ITS THE BLACK ONES! AND ITS THE SIZES OF A WOK!" She yelled running out the door." HOLY- BAI BITCHES !" Screamed Deedee as she also ran.

"Oh man it was those fast ones." Shuddered Adrienne. [Its ok smol bean. I am also terrified of spiders. *goes into deep memory* so I was at Universal and umm we went to this Harry Potter thing. Next thing you know I saw these small spiders. I was getting over my arachnophobia, so it didn't bother me, I just sorta closed my eyes when I thought we were out. NEXT THING I KNOW I COME FACE TO FACE WITH A FUCKING TWENTY FOOT BROWN SPIDER! AND SINCE I WAS IN THE MIDDLE ITS HUGE BLACK EYES WERE STARING STRAIGHT AT ME AND IT SPRAYED ME WITH MIST]

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"Ah. What a purrfect day!" Said Adrien. Not to far was Nina working on song lyrics, and when she heard this she looked up and glared. "Agreste, tell one more pun and I will Bitch slap™ you." She warned. "I'm pawry. I just cat control myself. I'd be lion to my tru-" then he was cut off by Nina slapping him across the face.

"Adrienne wonders why I don't tell that many puns around Nina. I hope now she understands." Deadpanned Adrien.

"Ow my face!" Yelled Adrien

***

Everyone was minding there own business when suddenly Maria was shoved in a closet. Then not to long after, so was Erik. "This was an awful plan but ok. Whatever floats your boat Alya." Maria heard Marinette say as footsteps left. "Oh shit." Mumbled Erik.

Later...

Maria and Erik was let out only to see, umm let's just say Deedee was giving them a lecture about safety.

"OMG IM DAFING ERIK!?!? UGH" yelled Maria. "OTP!!!!!!" Yelled Deedee

At school the next day...

Deedee and Maria had to present their project for their finals but one problem is....both of them are literally shit at presenting projects.

"That sounds about right." Deedee agreed with the screen. "Wow I've never related to something so much." Maria said as a tear streamed down her face. "What the actual fuck?!" Mylene said confused. (Danggggg Mylene back at it again with those swear words.) "It's literally you!" Lila said to them. Everyone else was just as confused. But this was reallyyyyyyy annoying Maria and Deedee so they stood up and both shouted "FUCK ALL OF YOU!" And gave them the finger. (BWAHAHHAHAHA ME!)

"Uh...hey...m-my name is Mar-Maria." Maria started before Erik came in and saved them both. He was WAY more confident than they were. And they got an A+ on their talk.

"As much as I HATE to say it but....I'm glad Erik helped us...." Maria said annoyed, she absolutely despised Erik. He was what you would call the school fuck boy. But to OBVIOUSLY make Maria's life WAY better is that Erik has got a hard core crush on her. She's not being big headed! Everyone in the school knows he does! "OMG YOU TOTALLY LIKE HIM!" Deedee squealed. "I rather throw myself off a cliff than be with that douche bag" "Sureeeeee whatever you sayyyyy!"

OOOOOOOH SOME MORE ERIKIA THERE FOR YOU (idk I might just literally be me and ekjmdr that ship it lol) THIS WAS MOSTLY WRITTEN BY ekjmdr BUT I WROTE THE END LOLOL! BYE!