Jungkook's POV

"Am I going to get pregnant now?", Tae asked.

I chuckled.

"No baby, only girls can get pregnant", I said.

"W-What? Then why did we do all that...."

"Well because that's how they are made"

"Why can't they just be made in a cabbage farm like the show I used to watch"

"Tae, that's a cartoon, this is real life..and besides, people wants to feel good sometimes, I mean you liked it", I smirked.

"But it hurt at the same time", he pouted.

I chuckled once again and kissed his forehead.

"I'm just going to let you two be, since you've already lost Tae's innocence", Jin said.

"Well he didn't lose it completely", I said.

"Look! Jungkook put this inside me", Tae said while holding his phone towards Jin.

He showed a picture of a dick from another random guy. Jin and I grabbed the phone at the same time, which made it slip from Tae's hand. I picked it up and deleted the picture.

"W-What's wrong?", he asked.

"Tae, don't show that to anyone, they're going to think it's weird..and if you get another picture like that, delete it immediately, it'll ruin your phone", Jin said.

"Oh...but I just wanted to say that Jungkook put his wewe inside me"

Jimin spat some water out and started coughing. Yoongi bursted out laughing, while Hoseok just sat there silently with a 'are you serious' look.

"Yah", I said and covered his mouth.

Jin covered his face with his hands. Namjoon was also laughing. I mean, I wanted to laugh too, but this was just too much.

"Baby, don't say that around people", I said.

He looked at me confused. I uncovered his mouth and chuckled from embarrassment.

"Just don't tell people how babies are made or how I showed you..and especially, don't show people how they are made"

He nodded with a confused look.

Jin's POV

He just learns something every single day, huh?

"So, can I take you on a date?", Namjoon said.

"Should I say yes?"

He nodded.

"No", I said.

"Aw, come on Jin, please? I'm your husband after all"

I looked at him with a confused expression.

"When did you become my husband?"

"When you said 'what kind of parents are we?', so that technically means I'm your husband"

"Um, that was all pretend"

I rolled my eyes.

"Come on, I know you're interested in me", he said while leaning in closer to me.

I didn't say anything.

"..Are you guys going to kiss?"

We both turned to Tae. I blushed and shook my head no.

"It's okay, you won't get pregnant"

I laughed awkwardly while still thinking about how close Namjoon's face was with mine.

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(A/N)

It's 12am and I'm supposed to sleep at 9pm. School starts tomorrow, so I'll try my best to update.

I went through my old stories and I saw the old selfies I posted...omg, those pictures were all in 7th grade...ewww. I cringed so hard.

My phone literally cracked.