Shintaro: Everyone know what they're doing?

Amy: In general, or the plan??

Shintaro: The plan, Amy.

Amy: *sighs in relief*

~

Abby: Before I do anything, I ask myself, would Chase do that? And if the answer is yes, I do not do that thing.

~

Chase: I did a bad thing.

Kai: Does it affect me?

Chase: No.

Kai, not even looking up: Then suffer in silence.

~

Linda, annoyed with Amy: Why hasn't anyone killed you yet?

Amy: Dumb luck. In that I'm lucky you're all so dumb. 

~

Linda: Good morning.

Kai: Good morning.

Shintaro: Good morning.

Falte: You all sound like robots. Try spicing it up a bit. 

Amy, bursting into the room dramatically: MORNIN' FRAGGERS!!!

~

Here's an extra one that I thought was funny because of COVID-19: 

Me: Hey, Google, I've got a slight cough and fever. 

Google: My diagnosis is YOU'RE GONNA FREAKING DIE-

Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

(I don't mean this offensively, so please don't get angry at meeee...)

COMIC STRIP COMING SOON! (Sis, we don't have to make a comic strip of the google one LOL)