Things overheard by the girls

Ash: Why is Gary sitting in a box in the hallway with a sweater draped over his head?
Drew: Stress.

Gary: Well, you see, Marxism is actually- *yelling from multiple people*

Drew: Someone just gave me free cake. Should I be worried?

Paul: How much caffeine is poisonous? Asking for myself actually, I'm worried.

Barry: Do you think I can fit an entire orange in my mouth?

Kenny: So needless to say, she peed on me.
Barry: I'm assuming you're still talking about the dog?

Clemont: Let Bob Ross caress your happy little struggles away.

Gladion: *to Paul* That's the fourth time this week that you've brought up cannibalism. Should I be worried?

Brendan: But what are we gonna do about the ducks you stole?

Calem: How did they managed to get THAT in both shower stalls!?

Kiawe: This is great. I've always wanted to experience the life of a sad college student.

Hau: *screaming in harmony with vacuum*