Gryffindor: *hears distant crash* shit. Now I have to do stuff.

Ravenclaw: *in a moment of stress* flying spaghetti monster, give me strength.

Hufflepuff: *inspecting a task she has just completed* Nice Job! *high fives self*

Slytherin: *taking deep breaths* people would be more polite if they knew I had a 5 step plan to dispose of their corpse.