"Only two more months" leaning up to whisper into John's ear "until I'm Mrs. John Shepherd...though I think I'll hyphenate to Morningstar-Shepherd" it has been months since Cristina was left at the alter and she and Meredith went on her honeymoon. Me and John have been planning our wedding which is coming up soon, the last thing we needed to do was for the cake and meals to give people.

"As long as I'm married to you" John says wrapping his arm around my waist pulling me in close "I don't care who's name you take" pressing my lips to his, John and I have a long deep passionate kiss.

"Ahem" someone coughs, John and I don't pay attention. I swear every time John kisses me, I just get a bunch of butterflies in my stomach.

"How long can they kiss?" Someone asks

"How long have they been kissing?" Someone else asks

"About five minutes" someone else says

When I pull away I look at John pouting "Time to potty train the babies" looking at my three interns: Elizabeth Morgan, Loren Murray and Kathy Chen. All women—one of the female interns has blonde hair, blue eyes and normal skin. The other female with honey skin, brown eyes and red dyed hair that needs to be redyed. Last one has warm beige skin, asian features. Dark hair and brown eyes "Okay children I'll be blunt, I don't care for your whiny nonsense also I will give you nicknames if you put me off on the wrong way"

(Elizabeth Morgan)

(Loren Murray)

(Kathy Chen)

"Nicknames?" One of them asks

Nodding my head "After one day with all of you I will determine what your nickname will be if you are given a nickname—if I do not give you a nickname then that means you did not give me an off feeling, for instance that resident right over there" pointing to Izzie who has her four interns, me and a few others have three interns. Alex is one other person with three interns "I call her Dr. Barbie"

"Why?" Someone else asks

"She's like a Barbie doll and I find Barbie dolls only for kids, nothing more nothing less—she hates being called that since she doesn't think she's a Barbie doll but I find her as one. She also doesn't try to harm me since I almost broke her arm twice. I also don't take her seriously for a surgeon, maybe a nurse but nothing else. You do not want me giving you a nickname" waving my hand at that "now those" pointing to what's in the counter "trauma protocol, phone lists, pagers. You will need them so take the pagers, the nurses will page you and if I page you that either means you did something right or the most likely scenario you will fear for your lives. Understand?" They just stare at me "this is where you nod your heads" they nod their heads "now I have list a rules you will follow, you will memorize them since your lives will depend on them"

"Are you threatening us?" One of them asks

Rolling my eyes "If I was to threaten you you'd know, my job is to make you amazing surgeons not some whiny ass surgeon no one will want. Understand?" They nod their heads excited at that part "Now rule number one: don't suck up to me, I hate suck ups and I'll be an even bigger bitch to you" they start to write down the rules "rule number two: when you answer a page you will run" walking away, I don't hear walking so I yell "Follow me children!" They quickly catch up to me "your first shift lasts for thirty six hours, your interns so on top of me teaching you shit you will be given grunt work. You will be seen as nobodies, bottom is the surgical food chain. You will run labs, write orders, and work until you drop. Don't complain, I had to do it for forty eight hours while your doing it thirty six hours"

We head to the on call rooms "these are the on call rooms where the attendings mostly use them, you can use them to sleep also or fuck since on call rooms can be used for fucking as well as the closets or anywhere you can get privacy" looking at them "which brings me to my next rule: that guy you saw me with? He is my fiancé who I love deeply. If I'm with him, you better not disturb me or else. That was a threat" making it clear "if you do disturb me you better have a good fucking reason—if a patient is dying and ends up dead when we get there then you will have interrupted me during sex and your lives will be on the line. Next rule when I run you run, got it?" They nod their heads "lastly: if you heard any stories about me they are true. I was trained by an assassin, I did start cutting up bodies at a young age, I did sleep with most of this hospital, I do own a nightclub so on top of this I have that an the opening of a new restaurant, and most importantly I can't stress this enough I do not care for your dramatic lives unless they become a concern for me in which you better hope not since I will make you wish your mother never spread her legs" The Asian one raises her hand "What?"

"We heard you nearly ended another surgeons career" she says "is that true?"

"That was Dr. Barbie" confirming "be lucky she isn't your resident" getting a page to the ER "follow me" I run down to the ER, I hear my interns behind me.

When we arrive, I see Callie wave to me "It seems only one of you responded to the page"

"Children this is Dr. Callie Torres" introducing them to my interns "Callie meet my new babies who I am potty training" my interns look at me offended "you three are babies who just learned how to walk, nothing more. I need to potty train you"

"Babies?" Callie asks resisting the urge to laugh but smiles instead "hello babies"

"This is Dr. Miranda Bailey" introducing them to Bailey who looks between us "you especially don't want to piss her off, now" clapping my hands "the trauma! Got to teach the babies how to shit in a toilet" Bailey smiles at how I'm acting.

"I think we figured out who the new Nazi is" Bailey says as the others arrive.

"Finally!" Callie exclaims "where have you been? We have multiple M.V.C.s due any second"

"We're here aren't we?" Alex asks

"Babies" looking at the interns "this is Yang, Karev, Dr. Barbie and Grey"

"My name is Dr. Stevens" Izzie cuts me off "not Dr. Barbie—and why can't you use my name Luna?"

"You'll always be Dr. Barbie to me" not looking at her "and if you try to hit me I'll dislocate your arm and your babies will have to figure out how to put it back into place. Now babies"

"Babies?" Meredith asks amused

"Yes" looking around "all interns you are babies to me, babies who just learned to walk. Now I'll be quite clear out of the five of us residents I am the one you don't piss off, you piss me off you won't like the consequences. It's your residents job to make sure you don't choke or use the bathroom in the wrong place since their potty training you"

"Wow she is mean" someone whispers

"And don't forget it" looking at one of Cristina's interns before looking at all the interns "now how many of you will keep interrupting me since I'm trying to teach right now, now shut the fuck up and let me teach" looking at my interns who don't say anything "now because of the incoming trauma ask me questions, I cannot teach you if you do not let me know what you do and do not know. Am I clear?" They nod their heads "great? Let's get the gowns on and go outside" motioning them to move.

"We were wrong" Meredith laughs "my sister is the new Nazi"

"Yup" the others agree

"I would prefer" yelling over my shoulder "to be called Mistress of Evil! And my babies little demons! So don't piss us off Dr. Barbie and Barbie's children!" Cristina and Meredith laugh at that.