AUTHORS NOTE

Me: "PLEASE DONT SKIP THIS! OH. MY. GODS! (Percy Jackson reference) 1.7 K READS? WHATTTTT??? When I first started this book, Novelninja was the person who gave me the idea with her Percy Jackson Truth Or Dare story when I first joined Wattpad. Also, my classmates' antics also helped inspire. Also my bestie wenders4life, my close friend razza12345, and my frenemy cronastocking! You guys are the bomb, even though Razza doesn't read this because she hasn't read HP! I am adding Wenders4life into the story! Actually, we're in combat mode right now. We're in a contest to see who's book can get the most reads. This story is against her "The Story Of My Life" story. I'm in her story! It's the true story of her life. Check it out! She makes me sound like a jerk but I'm not LOL. By the way, the user plottwis is now Marnigrace2004 and Dramione35 is now Percabeth35. I'm calling this chapter a half because its more of an authors not. ;)"

Voldemort: "Avad-"

Wendy: She suddenly appears in a violent flash of red light. She's a tough Chinese girl in purple glasses and a Gryffindor uniform. She was almost put into Slytherin. "Get used to it Voldie."

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Wendy enters and everyone's all like "Whaaaaa". She walks in all calmly with a fire blazing in her eyes like always. But a smile played at her lips. "This is cool." She said. She whipped out a black wand and yelled "Bombarda!" A corner of the room and the Polyjuice potion blew up! Hermiones hair was all frizzy, and she marched up to Wendy with an angry look in her brown eyes. But Wendy was just getting started. I snapped my fingers and the scroll appeared. I saw a dare that Wendy could use. It was from phelpsluver. "Hermione: Burn her books." I loved 'Mione, but this was fun. I summoned her books. Hermione and Voldemort (VOLDEMIONE!) both looked murderous now. With a cry of [fire spell] ( I forgot what it's called), Wendy caused Hermiones books to flame. She fell to her knees and let out a wail. "I'll give you Ron if you give them baaack!" Ron looked as if he'd been stabbed. "I...love you too, Hermione." He muttered.

AUTHORS NOTE:

Thanks for the many reads! You know what, I need to think of a name for my readers. All the other authors have them but not me! Some have Ninjas or Fairys o something, but I have nothing! Ideas 

I love u guys!!!

Typed on my iPod4.