All the Single Men
Barry added Oliver, Snart, Mick, Nate, Ray, Roy, and Diggle to chat.
Barry: I need a date. You're all single, right?
Diggle: I'm married.
Roy: I'm dating.
Nate: And I'm straight.
Ray: How do you know what he meant? Maybe he was wondering about girls we know.
Barry: Uh... Ray, thanks for standing up for me, but Nate was right.
Ray: Oh. Then I'm out.
Ray has left chat.
Diggle: As I said, I'm married.
Diggle left chat.
Roy: I'm dating Oliver's sister, and he'd kill me if I hurt her.
Roy: Sorry.
Roy has left chat.
Oliver: He's right, you know. Also, I actually have to... do stuff... so I'm leaving. Bye.
Oliver has left chat.
Mick: What?
Barry: Nevermind. No one's interested.
Barry has kicked Mick from chat.
Snart: According to who?
Barry: (raises eyebrow). Really? Or are you just being a dick?
Snart: Well, I am willing to go on a date. Also, how am I the dick? Oliver's the one who didn't even try to hide the fact.
Barry: Fair point.
Snart: Can you change my name to Len? If I'm going on a date with you, I refuse to be called by my last name.
Barry: (Rolls Eyes). Whatever.
Barry has changed Snart to Len.
Len: Now, where should we go?
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Note: I don't know why, but I love writing Ray and Nate as enemies.
Hope you enjoy!
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