High on Life x Male Reader:

(A/N: This is what you look like, just imagine bags under Your eyes.)

(A/N: You have Rick's voice)

Plot:
You're just an average young adult living with your parents and bitch of an older sister Lizzie.

Lizzie:

You hate your life and prefer to just stay in your room playing video games while also drinking large amounts of alchahol.

Yeah, you drink a lot.

But hey, your sister does drugs which is probably worse so you do the lesser of two evils and thus you have the moral high ground.

Your parents don't really care about you or your sister so you both can get away with your own little "coping mechanisms."

And you'd both have even more freedom since your parents would be going away for a trip, leaving you and Lizzie alone.

Lizzie of course wanted to throw a party with mom and dad's absence, and you didn't really care so long as she left you alone.

However, both of your plans would come to a halt as an Alien base warped near your house.

From the base out stepped in your own words: "Orange diarrhea" and a few of what appeared to be his goons.

Garmantuous, the Orange Diarrhea:

You and your sister hid away as the Aliens spouted something in their language or maybe you were just too drunk to understand.

The important thing is one of your neighbors Mr Pilfery, an old fart with Dementia thought the Orange Diarrhea was an old friend, went up to greet them and got smoked.

Literally.

They literally smoked him like he was a blunt.

The Orange Diarrhea then killed one of his goons for fun before he and the whole base warped away.

You and Lizzie were confused, but you were snapped out of your thoughts when you heard the gun of the dead goon talk.

It was spouting gibberish to you too, but then again you could have just been too drunk.

Out of curiosity you picked it up...and the gun spat on your face.

Turns out the spit were translator microbes and the gun needed you to be infected to talk to you.

He introduced himself as Kenny.

Kenny:

Kenny then told you that Orange Diarrhea was named Garmantuous, but you will still call him Orange Diarrhea because you don't care enough to remember his name.

The Orange Diarrhea was apparently the leader of an Alien drug cartel known as "G3" and he wanted to turn every human on the planet into drugs.

You being a human did not like the sound of that.

Just then another Alien base warped into your neighborhood and from it came a lot of goons that began shooting up the neighborhood.

Kenny then told you to raid the base that the goons were coming from and having no real reason not to used him to do it.

Together you murdered every single Alien that stood in your way and as per Kenny's instruction took the warp drive of the base.

You then brought the warp drive back home and found that Lizzie had killed a Goon that got in the house with a baseball bat.

That legitimately impressed you and you congratulated her.

Then with Kenny's instruction you booked the warp drive up to your house and warped the entire house away to an Alien City.

After you and your sister were safe, Kenny explained that you'd need to find a bounty hunter named Gene Zaroothian.

So you went out while your sister complained about being stuck on an Alien planet.

After asking around you and Kenny finally found Gene and he was...less than impressive.

Gene Zaroothian:

He was washed up, legless and one of his 3 eyes were not working.

Yeah, he wouldn't be much help, however he did offer you his suit which could help you become a bounty hunter and you can go murder the G3 yourself.

The only thing Gene wanted in return was a place to stay and so you offered him your house not caring about how your sister would react.

After some shenanigans with the suit not working properly and fixing it you got ready to head out and begin your new life as a bounty hunter and save humanity from the G3.

Harem:
So I decided fuck it and make this a space harem story.

I've always wanted to do a space harem with aliens and all that and so I figured this is a good story to do it in.

So to fit in all the girls I'm gonna be changing a few things in High on Life.

Nothing too major just adding a few more major G3 members, a few more side antagonists and other things here and there.

Also some girls won't be exactly as they are from the media they're from, I will be changing a bit of their backstory, so just keep that in mind.

Anyway here's your space harem.

Space Beth: (StoryTrap115)

Carrion Creature: (FakerBuddHK)

5-Torg: (Fallout1997)

Mira Nova: (Angelfatalis)

Plink Powai: (Angelfatalis)

Rondula Flehl: (Angelfatalis)

Queen Tyr'ahnee: (Pedroghost69)

Lord Dominator:

Vexus:

Doomgirl: (kaizerkingkoopa)

Daisy:

Samus Aran: (kaizerkingkoopa)

Xenomorph Queen:

Predator:
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There we go, my idea for this absolutely hilarious game.