Sorry if I rant for a second, but I FUCKING HATE THIS MAN

DRUG ADDICTED ASS MFER

"Omg Candyguts! Are you REALLY beefing with a fictional chara-"

YES I AM CAUSE THAT MOTHERFUCKER DESERVES WAY WORSE THAN PRISON TIME

"O-oh! Your mother tore our family apart!🥺👉👈" BITCH YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH

WHEN WE FIGHTING, YOU BETTER PRAY TO GOD YOU DON'T SLIP UP CAUSE I'M LANDING BOTH FEET ON YOUR CRANIUM

AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT IF THIS AU HAD A FANDOM, PEOPLE WOULD BE DEFENDING HIS ASS BECAUSE HE'S "hot", LIKE EW NO HE LOOKS CRUSTY AF

That's it, I'm Dylan's new step-parent lol

Anyways, fuck Dylan's dad guys🖕