5:49 p.m.

Sara
I saw a parrot today

Shubman
Lies

Sara
I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THIS
i have pictures
sent four images

Shubman
CRAZY
why are you so lucky

Sara
💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️

Shubman
Oh btw
Guess who I met yesterday

Sara
Who
Idk

Shubman
Abeer Gupta

Sara
Whoaaaaa
So cool
Who's that

Shubman
You remember that weird kid in school

Sara
Shubman?
Yeah I remember Shubman

Shubman
YOU ARE SO ANNOYING
that weird kid who would just stare at people
and he was in school only for two years
Sixth and seventh grade

Sara
Oh wait
Omg I remember
He'd asked out Mishti

Shubman
There you go

Sara
HOW IS NE NOW
HOW IS HE NOW edited

Shubman
He's totally normal
Like he doesn't look like an ex weird goth kid

Sara
sent a GIF

Shubman
ikr?
ah Chalo bye
Gotta go because my boss wants to meet
For no apparent reason 😊

Sara
Ooo
All the best
BEG for your job if you have to

Shubman
please
I'm good at my job
Unlike some other people

Sara
You dipshit
Don't forget
You're a baby
Who cried on the first day of school
And was shorter than me