Good news: The Statisans have a new President-elect!

Bad news: It's the one who will discriminate against at least 50% of the US population, increase the gap between the rich and everyone else, and explode the world with nukes. Guess who it is?

Announcer guy: The votes have all been counted. The new President of the United States of America is...

DONALD DRUMPF!

Me: *bangs head against wall sobbing* whyyyyyyyyy?