So, I went to my moms (and as always something bad happened) and she was doing the dishes, she invited us over for dinner and asked my brother if he could do the dishes. She said nicely, "hey nick, you wanna do the dishes?" And he said no, so she asked me. And when I said no, she snapped and said , "you never do the dishes" repetad. And I asked "does it matter?" And she said, " your a girl, so your supposed to do the dishes. And boys aren't supposed to do dishes , so your husband wont. Are you going to have dad or your brothers wife do your dishes? " and I really wanted to scream, "but what about paper plates?!? And I have a girlfriend!!! So I have to be fully straight!?!"

Sorry I needed to rant