Part 16: A skele-TON of puns
Dare: Add undertale characters into the story.
(I wrote this before Kane)
Me: Here comes the pun-master!
Sans: *walks into the room*
Kierra: Is it me, or is it getting hot in here... ♥◡♥
Sans: *looks at Kierra* Are you a coffee? Because I love you a latte. heh.
Kierra: *laughs*
Me: *goes behind Kierra and pushes her near Sans*
Kierra: *blushes*
Sans: *blushes*
Me: Now, make out!
Papyrus: WHAT!
Sans: *puts arms on Kierra's waist*
Kierra: *blushes even redder*
Sans: *makes out with Kierra*
Papyrus: *covers Frisks eyes*
Sans: I have a present for you!
Kierra: What is it?
Sans: *takes out the sexy bones magazine*
Kierra: *laughs*
Sans: WHOOPS!!! I mean, here... * throws sexy bone magazine and shows a necklace*
Kierra: Thanks! *puts it on*
Ross: Can we get into some randomness now?
Me: Ok fine, but we still haven't made out yet...
Ross: heh heh...
Temmie: Who wants Temmie Flakes?! * holds up Temmie flakes*
Dare: The boys have to wear dresses for the rest of the day
Me: *pulls out the dresses*
Adam: Oh shi-
Me: *chases all the boys* YOU WILL WEAR THESE DRESSES!
After a while...
Kierra: *tries not to laugh*
Ross: Does this dress make me look fat?
Sans: I do NOT look good in a dress!
Papyrus: SANS! What are you wearing?
Mettaton: Oh my!
Adam: When I get out of this dress, I will KILL you Jazzy!
Me: But you look so sexy!
Zane: Actually I think I look good in a dress!
Kierra: *has a nosebleed*
Dare: Be very weird around some people (BE WARNED!)
Me: *puts a bra on head* *walks to ross*
Ross: Hey Ja- What are you wearing?
Me: *licks Ross on the face*
Ross: *blushes*
Me: Sans!
Sans: *walks in* Ye- What the heck?!
Me: *licks Sans*
Sans: *blushes* uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... (Frozen in confusion xD)
Me: *borrows Red's baby costume*
Adam: *checks phone*
Me: SUPER BABY! *belly flops on Adam*
Adam: *screams* WHAT THE HELL?
Me: *licks Adam's face*
Adam: why.....
(I don't even know any more xD. It could of been worse.)
Dare: Piss off Max
Me: Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max-
Max: OKAY SHUT UP! *storms off into the other room*
Dare: Tell me some puns
Sans: It's cheesy, but I feel grate!
Me: *taps papyrus with the end of the measuring tape*
Papyrus: What are you doing human?
Me: I am- measuring your patience. *snort*
Papyrus: *inner screeches*
sans: *throws pie at papyrus*
Papyrus: SANS!
Me: oh hello- Pa-PIE-Rus! *laughs*
Papyrus: *stares at me and sans, who is laughing our butts off on the floor*
Me: Hey temmie, did you hear the guy who got his left side cut off? He's all right now. *snort*
Sans: How humerus right? *snort*
Temmie: *takes out sharp object from Dr. alphys*
Me and Sans: *runs away*
Kierra: Temmie you really need to- ketchup! *laughs*
Temmie: Oh fudge you all. *storms off*
Ok, I am done.
Put more dares in the comments (if you even care)
Also, tell me some of your- skele-puns!
Sans: That joke was very- Sans-stational!
Ok I am done now. *faints from laughter*
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