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Part 16: A skele-TON of puns



Dare: Add undertale characters into the story.

(I wrote this before Kane)

Me: Here comes the pun-master!

Sans: *walks into the room*

Kierra: Is it me, or is it getting hot in here... ♥◡♥

Sans: *looks at Kierra* Are you a coffee? Because I love you a latte. heh.

Kierra: *laughs*

Me: *goes behind Kierra and pushes her near Sans*

Kierra: *blushes*

Sans: *blushes*

Me: Now, make out!

Papyrus: WHAT!

Sans: *puts arms on Kierra's waist*

Kierra: *blushes even redder*

Sans: *makes out with Kierra*

Papyrus: *covers Frisks eyes*

Sans: I have a present for you!

Kierra: What is it?

Sans: *takes out the sexy bones magazine*

Kierra: *laughs*

Sans: WHOOPS!!! I mean, here... * throws sexy bone magazine and shows a necklace*

Kierra: Thanks! *puts it on*

Ross: Can we get into some randomness now?

Me: Ok fine, but we still haven't made out yet...

Ross: heh heh...

Temmie: Who wants Temmie Flakes?! * holds up Temmie flakes*


Dare: The boys have to wear dresses for the rest of the day

Me: *pulls out the dresses*

Adam: Oh shi-

Me: *chases all the boys* YOU WILL WEAR THESE DRESSES!

After a while...

Kierra: *tries not to laugh*

Ross: Does this dress make me look fat?

Sans: I do NOT look good in a dress!

Papyrus: SANS! What are you wearing?

Mettaton: Oh my!

Adam: When I get out of this dress, I will KILL you Jazzy!

Me: But you look so sexy!

Zane: Actually I think I look good in a dress!

Kierra: *has a nosebleed*

Dare: Be very weird around some people (BE WARNED!)

Me: *puts a bra on head* *walks to ross*

Ross: Hey Ja- What are you wearing?

Me: *licks Ross on the face*

Ross: *blushes*

Me: Sans!

Sans: *walks in* Ye- What the heck?!

Me: *licks Sans*

Sans: *blushes* uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... (Frozen in confusion xD)

Me: *borrows Red's baby costume*

Adam: *checks phone*

Me: SUPER BABY! *belly flops on Adam*

Adam: *screams* WHAT THE HELL?

Me: *licks Adam's face*

Adam: why.....

(I don't even know any more xD. It could of been worse.)

Dare: Piss off Max

Me: Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max Mad max-

Max: OKAY SHUT UP! *storms off into the other room*

Dare: Tell me some puns

Sans: It's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Me: *taps papyrus with the end of the measuring tape*

Papyrus: What are you doing human?

Me: I am- measuring your patience. *snort*

Papyrus: *inner screeches*

sans: *throws pie at papyrus*

Papyrus: SANS!

Me: oh hello- Pa-PIE-Rus! *laughs*

Papyrus: *stares at me and sans, who is laughing our butts off on the floor*

Me: Hey temmie, did you hear the guy who got his left side cut off? He's all right now. *snort*

Sans: How humerus right? *snort*

Temmie: *takes out sharp object from Dr. alphys*

Me and Sans: *runs away*

Kierra: Temmie you really need to- ketchup! *laughs*

Temmie: Oh fudge you all. *storms off*


Ok, I am done.

Put more dares in the comments (if you even care)

Also, tell me some of your- skele-puns!

Sans: That joke was very- Sans-stational!

Ok I am done now. *faints from laughter*

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