Iris sis:- What a long day I- 
Iris:- *sets up a podium* 🎙
Iris sis:- I THOUGHT U WERE STUCK IN THE MLB WORLD! 🐞😡
iris:- stfu u cant get rid of me that easily 😑
Iris sis:- Why, WHY UNIVERSE WHYYYYYYYY 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

Iris:- Quit ur yapping and get lost 
Iris sis:- Says the bish who's an extrovert- 😑
Iris:- BYEEEEEEEE
Iris sis:- God-

OK SOOOOOOO

WHAT THE TITLE SAYS
NO EXPLAINATION NEEDED UmU 

yes i am extra lazy today-

KAY FINE
THIS IS TO MY JELLY BEAN CLARETTA!
CUZ ITS HER BIRTHDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🤩🤩🤩🥰😎🤩😎😘🤣😍😍

🥳🎁🙌🎉🎇🙌🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🎇🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎀🎀🎀🎀🙌🙌🙌🎉🎉🎁🎁🎁🙌🎈

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Crazy story time~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Iris:- *in da park* God why in the world am i here.... this is baby stuff!
Iris sis:- yeah yeah whatever- 

~~~~~ POOF COMES THE FABULOUS GENIE ~~~~~

Genieee:- *Raps* Ello yo! U got three wishes today! Ask whatever u want! Those wishes will be here to stay! 🧞🪔🧝‍♀️
Iris:- Cut to the chase----

Gail:- DID SOMEONE SAY CHASE?! 🐕🐕
Iris:- NOT FROM PAW PATROL
Gail: *sniff sniff* kay

(GailGreen200702)

Genie:- Anyway, your first wish?
Iris:- To have 100000000000000000 wishes

Genie:- Uh-- Not a part of the rules--😶😶
Iris:- Ok then, my first wish is to ban the rules fo genies😎😎

Genie:- Kay...
***********pooooooshhhhhhh*******

iris:- Second wish right?
Genie:- Choose wise--
Iris:- 1000000000 wishes😎
Genie:- *sigh* whatever- 🙄

~~~~~~~~~~~swishhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~~~~~~~~~

Iris:- Ok my last wish 
Genie:- it isnt ur last wish technically but---
Iris:- TELEPORT ME TO CLARE'S HOUSE! 🤩🤩🤩
Genie:- sheesh ok ok 🧞🧞

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Clara:- 🎵MIRACULOUSSS! SIMPLY THE BEST~~~~ 🐞🐞🐞🐞🎵🎵

*window crashh*

Clare:- Curse me kilts! 🦆🦆 Why in the best moments!?
(See what i did there clare eheheh)

*goes to the window*
Iris:- I CAME IN LIKE A WRRECKING BALLLLLLLLL 🎱🎱🎱
Clare:- What... the-
Iris:- HAPPY PURRTHDAYYYYYYYY!!!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Clare:- Huh---
Iris:- I SAID--
Clare:- I heard u but-

Pegabug:- VOYAGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🕳🕳🕳🕳

Iris:- Again? *sigh*

How's cinnamon roll?🥐🥐
Pegabug:- Got me a hamster hehehe 🐹🐹
iris:- he loves u a lot, too bad hottie noir is with me ♨🌶🥵
Pegabug:- shut up. 🙄
Clare:- Whaaaaa
Pegabug:- HAPPY PURRTHDAYYYYYYYYY CLAREE!🎍🎇🎆🎊🎊🧨🎇🎆🎆

Clare:- Is this a dream? 👽👾👽👿👽
Iris:- Nope UwU, and i got a few other ppl  😏😏
Clare:- My parents are gonna kill- 😫
Iris:- Nah they arent, i shipped them to the North Pole 🎅

Clare:- WhAt?!🤯
Iris:- Uhhh

Hermione:- Ron! Will you stop eating! The way u eat is totally barbaric, Chew with ur mouth closed, even Muggles have better manners. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Ron:- Whatever-  🥒🥝🥞🥖🥒🥕🥒🥜🥜🥚🥓🥔🥕🥕

Draco:- That ride was horrible, my father will hear abt this UmU 
Iris:- Daddy's boi
Draco:- Excuse me?🤨
Iris:- Uhhh BYE! 👋

Sokka:- DRINK CACTUS JUICEE~~ IT'LL QUENCH YA-- 🌵🧃
Clare:- Not this time.
Sokka: - At least some fire flakes 🔥🥙

Aang:- Stay flamin! 🔥🔥
Sokka:- OK EVER SINCE WE LEFT THE FIRE NATION U KEPT SAYING  THAT! 🙄🙄
Aang:- hey it makes me sound cool!
Sokka:- Yeah sure, 112 year old guru 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️
Aang:- Whatever. 

Clare:- What is going on------ 😶
Iris:- CRAZY STUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 🤪🤪🤪

Mid's mom:- *still dancing to savage - bahari* 🕺👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♂️💃
Mom:- Savage... yuh yuh UwU

Eve:- Get it ig 💃💃 
Ariana:- Yuh yuh 💋💅
Mid:- Oh gawd... why mom... why...😐
Iris:- heheheehh

Umbish:- Hem Hem 🙄🤗
Hermione:- GO DIE U BARBARIC WITCH *spooosh wand stuff* 💀🧙‍♀️🔪
Umbish :- ded 💀💀

Eve:- Didnt i kill her 🤔🤨
Iris:- Voldemort in umbish's body ig 🙄
Eve:- Hmm

meanwhile 🧽🧽





Clare's dad:- W-where r we? 🥶🌨❄😰
Santa:- HO HO HOOOO 🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅
Clare's mom:- Wha-
Santa:- MERRRY BIRTHDAY CLARE!🎄🎄🎂
Clare's  mom:- I gues we r goin nowhere ;-; 😐😔😓

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DA END 😎

HAPPY PURRTHDAY CLARETTA! 🎆🥳🙌🎉🎀🥳🎊
*the fabulous godmother grants an amazing birthday to u*
Hope u have an ameowzing and furtastic time! 🐈🐱‍👤🐱‍💻🐱‍👓🐱‍🚀

Sadly i cant give u gifts but...

Here
Hermione's wand UwU 

Hermione:- Harry, where's my wand?🧙‍♀️
Harry:- Iris...

Iris:- Oh welp, RUN AWAY DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOD ODO 👶🦈🦈

And an advice from Zuko on ur special day UwU 🍀

Zuko:- You have to look within yourself~ to save urself~ from ur other self~ Only then, will ur true self~ reveal, itself 😩😔✊

LOVE U A LOT CLARETTA!

HAPPY PUURTHDAY!!!!!