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???: Is this shit on? Okay good. Hello nonexistent viewers of this transmission i'm *static* the royal attendant to *static*. Why is this fucking camera glitching so much? Hold on.

???: *props the camera better* As I was saying: The planet where I work was unfortunately attacked and i'm pretty sure destroyed. *laughs in slowly losing sanity* So I hopped onto the nearest ship and flew out of the shit hole. I accidentally came in contact with an asteroid and crashed on this unknown planet inhabited by thugs and wanted criminals. Luckily i'm safe because this ship is impenetrable. I have food and water rations to last me a few weeks. But I live for a long long long long time which sucks because I die if i'm directly killed. I can make my own food with a bit of my nature controlling magic. Also there's these thugs outside my ship trying to kill me if I leave so instead i'll stay in here until the universe ends or they give up. We'll see how it plays out. I bet your wondering what this techological collar on my neck is for. Well you see i'm a Wildren or a Child of Nature-which explains my magic-my species was a peaceful people until we were wiped out by an invader to our clan. I'm the last of my kind. Anyway what my people didn't know is that if we get too agitated we turn into something called The Feral State. In The Feral State Wildren lose all ability to focus on their conscience and turn into savage beasts that only know how to kill their prey until they turn back. This collar keeps me from turning into my Feral State. It doesn't mean I don't get agitated. I do have a small case of anger issues but I can't go Feral and kill people anymore. It gets kinda annoying when you need to go Feral. Anyway my job as attendant to my lady *static* was to take care of her son *static*. We grew close as he grew up and eventually we became best friends but unfortunately for me since he was older he didn't need me much anymore. Afterward I just became a normal servant in the castle and my daily routine had me wake *static* up every morning. Along with his smart-ass boyfriend *static*. Anyway I also tended to the garden with my magic and cleaned a bit. A lot of people confused me for a girl who was a tomboy because of my long hair. It's longer than normal guys' hair but it's my hair and i'll do what I want with it. My hair actually used to be longer than this but I accidentally got my hair caught on a tree branch and had to cut off the hair that got stuck. Now since I used to work in a castle I've gotten used to wearing my hair in a high ponytail. And I bet you're wondering why my eyes are purple. Well out of all the Wildren in my clan I was the most powerful with magic. So my eyes went from the normal green to purple. Why was I the most powerful you ask? Well I was very well studied was future leader of my clan. Until my entire clan was killed. I had hidden in a tree and watched as my friends,my family,even my lover were brutally slaughtered. Since we were a peaceful race we didn't have any battle knowledge. But that isn't the point. The point is the more modern kingdom near the forest that we lived in killed my people-excluding me-and their queen put me to work as her attendant and I became best friends with her son. Simple. Anyway more about the Feral State because I don't care. When I go into my Feral State my fingernails-that as you can see I painted black-are sharpened into claw,my teeth turn into fangs,and my eyes go all wild like I do in The Feral State. If only I could control it. Anyway.....I just noticed I have been using this as a vlog instead of a transmission and crash log. *chuckles* I guess I just wanted you to know about me to find me. Goddamn I am going crazy. *tears up* I miss you *static*.

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