Joke 1:
Weird But True

1. The name of all the continents end with the same letter they start with.
2. It is impossible for pigs to look up into the sky
3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
4. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
5. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
6. When you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond if you sneeze too hard you can fracture a rib and if you try to suppress a sneeze you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
7. All polar bears are left-handed
8. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
9. If you multiply the number 21978 by 4 the number is the same number but reversed.
10. The cigarette lighter was invented before the matches.
11. Most lipsticks contain fish scales

Joke 2:
Heaven is when you have:

* An American salary.

* A british home.

* Chinese food.

* A Swiss economy.

* An Italian body.

* A Japanese technology.

* An African tool.

* An Indian wife.

Hell is when you have:

* An American wife.

* A british body.

* A chinese tool.

* Swiss food.

* An Italian technology.

* A Japanese home.

* An african economy.

* An Indian salary.

Joke 3:
Car Names

Cars do have meanings:
BMW: Brings Me Women.
FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
FORD: For Only Rough Drivers.
HYUNDAI: Hope You Understand Nothing's Drivable And Inexpensive.
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
PORSCHE: Proof Of Rich Spoilt Children Having Everything.
OPEL: Old People Enjoying Life
TOYOTA: The One You Only Trust, Always.
GOLF/GTI: Girls Only Love Fun / Get Them Inside
HONDA: Hanged Over, Now Driving Away.

Joke 4:
21st Century Less

Welcome to the 21st Century where..
Our Phones are WIRELESS
Cooking is FIRELESS
Cars are KEYLESS
Food is FATLESS
Tyres are TUBELESS
Dresses are SLEEVELESS
Youths are JOBLESS
Leaders are SHAMELESS
Relationships are MEANINGLESS
Attitude is CARELESS
Wives are FEARLESS
Babies are FATHERLESS
Feelings are HEARTLESS
Education is VALUELESS
Children are MANNERLESS
Everything is becoming less but still
Our hopes are ENDLESS In fact I am SPEECHLESS!

Last Joke:
Whatsapp Status

Funny people on my WhatsApp list.

1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 days. He's probably dead.

2. Someone is "Driving" since 5 days! I guess he hasn't reached Dubai!

3. Someone's status is "Happy" since 1 month. Living in Paradise I guess?

4. Someone is always "Available". How free are you?

5. From first day their status is, "Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp" I Know, that's why you're on my list!

6. Someone writes "Urgent calls only". Don't get it... Are you in the police or ambulance service?

7. Someone says, "Can't talk, WhatsApp only". Dude then throw away your phone, you're not using the phone's primary function.

8. Someone is "At the movies" for the past 6 weeks. Either he owns the theater or sells popcorn there, just guessing

9. Someone's says "At school". What the hell are we gonna do about you being in school, save us the story, it's all yours not for us.

10. Someone puts "Busy" for 2 months and a week. She must be very busy probably "picking beans" or breaking melons

11. This pisses off most, "Battery about to die" for 3 consecutive months. Should we contact PHCN concerning the power situation of your house or buy you new generator?

12. How can someone be "At the gym" for 4 months? Is he preparing himself for a race against Usain Bolt or he/she want fight with JOHN CENA?

13. You're always "In a meeting" then focus on the meeting and quit WhatsApp, or Is WhatsApp the venue for the meeting?