KM: I'm Keith!

KR: And I'm Keith!

Both: And together we are Keith and Keith!

KM: On with the calls!

*Dials random number*

RP: Hello?

KM: WE NEED AN AMBULANCE!!!!!

RP: Shouldn't you call 911 for that?

KR: QUIT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH AND SEND FUCKING HELP!!!

RP: I'm reporting you to the police!

KM: Newsflash bitch I don't give a fuck so suck it nerd!

*Call Ended*