Hello yet again, everyone!  This book's postscript is brought to you by everyone's favorite demonic flower, Flowey!  Say hello to your readers, Flowey.

Flowey: "Hello, you warm-blooded sacks of meat!  You are inferior to me in every way!"

Glad to have you here, Flowey.  Why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?

Flowey: "We're all going to die someday!  Maybe today!  I hope so."

Thank you for those words of wisdom, Flowey.

Flowey: "Shut it, meat sack!  Where's Bill?  He's the only tolerable one around here."

I think he's out buying clothes at the soup store.

Flowey: "Why is he buying clothes at the soup store?"

I've long since stopped asking why Bill does anything he does.  Anyway, why don't we inform our readers of my upcoming schedule?

Flowey: "Cunzy4 will shortly be throwing herself under a bus.  In lieu of flowers at the funeral, which is a barbaric and murderous practice, donations can be made out to me."

What Flowey means to say, of course, is that I'll be taking a short break before beginning to write UnWilling Roommates book 4, also known as "the book I never intended to write but everyone wanted it."  If you haven't been keeping up on my other books, you've been missing out, since I've been splitting my time evenly between CinderWill and Heaven and Hell, my choose-your-own-adventure that I'm using to practice for another secret project.  If you haven't read that yet, go ahead and jump in!  It's going to be quite the roller coaster, I promise you.  I'll keep updating that one while I storyboard UnWilling 4, so I won't be dropping off the map entirely!

Flowey: "Alright, enough talking yourself up.  We all know you're just a desperate fangirl living out her unrealistic fantasies through your writing."

Haha, aren't we all.

Flowey: "You're completely nuts.  I'm going to go plant myself next to Smiley Trashbag's house and watch him while he sleeps!"

Sans (in the distance): "I really have got to stop promising not to kill people."

Bye, Flowey!  Thanks for being here today!  Next week's episode will be brought to you by everyone's favorite hyperactive dog-thing, Temmie!

Temmie: "HOI!"

(I will not rest until all of my favorite Undertale AMVs are included somewhere in my books.  Three down, two to go!

Thanks again for another awesome book!  I love you all, and I'll see you in the next one!)